>Cuter in a Scooter

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Searching for a scooter cutie? Maybe she’s searching for you!

Are you looking for an SSBBW to pork? Are you looking for a SSBHM to give you a good eating? If so, look no further than your local Walmart. Walmart is a veritable plethora for fatlings. I Proud FA have picked up many SSBBW’s during my porking days. Picking up a fat damsel on a Walmart fatty scooter rocks! You can be so chivalrous. Fat girls love chivalrous guys. When they are in a scooter these SSBBW’s can’t reach all the items they may want but you can! You can really get to know an SSBBW during a shopping trip and you can really size up her potential as a feedee. You can learn all sorts of things about her especially the foods she likes.

Like most fat admirers I like to see a fat girl waddle but sometimes they are cuter in scooter!

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Take the load off and use a scooter!

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SSBBW with midget Mexican servant.
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What a drag not having a scooter when you shop!
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Scooter mooning!
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Dual divas built for comfort not for speed
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Cruising for frozen pizza!
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Where’s the FOOD?!
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Cool man! Beatnik blubber

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You are way below the weight limit for a scooter excursion! WALK!

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Use a scooter!

Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! 

>Friendly’s Restaurants Takes in Childhood Obesity

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As your go to source for all things fat, Bigger Fatter Blog salutes Friendly Restaurants for their latest kid friendly, fat friendly, glutton friendly creation the Mac & Cheese Quesadilla. As usual the fat phobic alarmists and Chicken Littles like MeMe Roth and her army jack booted thugs at National Action Against Obesity and her fat phobic blog are whining about a tasty meal Friendly’s Restaurants has created for our piglets and future gluttons. Taking a page from the Heart Attack Grill’s cookbook, Friendly’s is giving to kids what the Heart Attack Grill is giving to adults.

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I have always said that fat kids are cute and Friendly’s agrees and they are do their part to plump up our pre-teen piglets. Leave it to MeMe Roth and her fanatical fat phobics in the food Gestapo to rale against a fat and glutton friendly eatery like Friendly’s. Here are what the food kops have written. I, Fat Bastard, will insert my comments in in red.

Friendly’s knows how to get attention: Find a ridiculously unhealthy meal, and then make it even more artery-clogging. (Try incredibly yummy and stick to the ribs meal)
The chain has come up with a way to put even more cheese in a quesadilla, releasing a Mac & Cheese Quesadilla. And it’s even on the kids’ menu.  (..And what’s wrong with that?) The menu recommends you add bacon (Bacon is good because it comes from the noble pig.) or a “Friendly Frank” (Who’d want an Unfriendly Frank?) to complete your meal — but not before you pick your drink, which can be cotton-candy flavored, (Kids love cotton candy!) and an ice-cream dessert. Combine the quesadilla with the unhealthiest drink and dessert, and the meal sets your kid back 2,270 calories, 45 grams of saturated fat, 3,320 mg of sodium and 23 grams of carbohydrates, according to The Consumerist. (…so fucking what?!)
This isn’t the first time Friendly’s has released fattening fare. (Good for Friendly’s for giving customers what they want)! Back in June, they announced the Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt, which actually has grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, on the adult menu. The only way to top that was to offer something equally unhealthy, but for the children. Let’s hope this quesadilla comes with a required jog around the restaurant. (Kids might barf up all that food if they start running around.)

http://www.1888leapfrog.com/ricebran/fat%20kid%20on%20couch.jpgWell fed kids are sedate. Pre diabetes is a cure for ADHD and ADD. Sugary treats calm kids down.




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Friendly’s fat kid friendly menu.

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Cute little glutton. Food is love mom.

Yeah yeah yeah I can here it now from the crazy jealous man-hating fat girls in the old fat acceptance who always have their yeasty panties in a bunch about something, “why are they using a skinny BOY instead of a fat girl like Little Lotta?” That typical knee jerk reaction misses the point of Friendly’s marketing genius. Why show a fat kid who is in less needs of fattening up? Seeing this skinny tyke will induce fat mothers to feed their kids even more fattening food and besides Little Lotta had a plus size modeling assignment for Orville Reddenbacher’s Popcorn.

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Little Lotta was then and is now a great role model and roll model for girls. The Fatosphere could stand a few more SSBBW blogs that celebrate gluttony and morbid obesity instead of whining about everything. I don’t even think there are any SSBBW blogspot blogs or any gainer blogs.

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