>Cuter in a Scooter

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Searching for a scooter cutie? Maybe she’s searching for you!

Are you looking for an SSBBW to pork? Are you looking for a SSBHM to give you a good eating? If so, look no further than your local Walmart. Walmart is a veritable plethora for fatlings. I Proud FA have picked up many SSBBW’s during my porking days. Picking up a fat damsel on a Walmart fatty scooter rocks! You can be so chivalrous. Fat girls love chivalrous guys. When they are in a scooter these SSBBW’s can’t reach all the items they may want but you can! You can really get to know an SSBBW during a shopping trip and you can really size up her potential as a feedee. You can learn all sorts of things about her especially the foods she likes.

Like most fat admirers I like to see a fat girl waddle but sometimes they are cuter in scooter!

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Take the load off and use a scooter!

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SSBBW with midget Mexican servant.
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What a drag not having a scooter when you shop!
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Scooter mooning!
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Dual divas built for comfort not for speed
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Cruising for frozen pizza!
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Where’s the FOOD?!
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Cool man! Beatnik blubber

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You are way below the weight limit for a scooter excursion! WALK!

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Use a scooter!

Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! 

>More Proof: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

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I may add more to this article after I talk to The Dean of Feederism, Proud FA and Coach Gains. as you know Coach Gains and our own Proud FA have porked herds of fat sluts. Here are some excerpts from a CBS News article.
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Study: Obese Women Have Less Sex, More Babies

Obese Women Have Four Times as Many Unplanned Pregnancies, Men 10 Times More Likely to Get Disease From Them!

(CBS/AP)  Obese women are having less sex and more unwanted pregnancies, according to a study released today.

Sounds like a contradiction, but French researchers in the British Medical Journal explain that obese women – those with a body mass index greater than 30 – report having fewer sexual partners and less sex in general, but were less inclined to seek out contraception or talk to their doctors about reproductive health. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (That is because fat girls want to trap a man. For all you fat admirers out their, when in doubt pull out or just let them blow you.)

The study found obese women were less likely to use oral contraception, and more likely to rely on less effective birth control methods, such as withdrawal. Not surprisingly, the obese women surveyed had four times as many unplanned pregnancies. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, when in doubt, PULL OUT!)

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Dr. Sandy Goldbeck-Wood, a specialist in psychosexual medicine at a London sexual health clinic, said physicians must talk to obese women about birth control. “Doctors need to get over their own embarrassment and ask the difficult questions,” she said.

Goldbeck-Wood was not involved in the study but wrote an accompanying editorial in the British Medical Journal.

Researchers found that obese men didn’t do well either. During five years of the study, they were 10 times more likely to catch a sexually transmitted disease from an obese woman than their thinner counterparts and more than twice as likely to have problems with erectile dysfunction with an obese woman. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, go for a blow job!)

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Nasty NAAFA nymphos gang rape another Fat admirer!http://i.somethingawful.com/u/abraham/alod/April/alod_fatchickssmallplaces1.gif 

 WARNING! If a fat girl is on top you won’t be able to pull out! Be CAREFUL!

 

 

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To get their results, experts interviewed nearly 10,000 French men and women aged 18 to 69 about their sexual experiences and analyzed the results based on their Body Mass Index (BMI). Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (We all know the French are a bunch of sluts but they invented the blow job.)

 People with a BMI of 18-24 are considered to have a healthy weight. Those with a BMI of 25 or above are considered overweight, and people with a BMI of 30 or more are classified as obese. 

Editorial comment from Proud FA: Fat girls are like the fast food of sex, the are cheap, and easily attainable. The reason they have less sex than normal women is due to several factors. The first is one of numbers. Most men are not fat admirers and most guys who would pork fat girls are also fat and we all know the difficulties fat guys have porking fat girls. 

The second reason is a bit more complex. A lot of men marry a chubby girl and during the courting and honeymoon phase she stays plump but once she is sure of herself and has a couple of pups she will blimp out. That also explains why fat girls have less sex.

You may be wondering why fat girls are 10 times more likely to have an STD. Fat Bastard explained that one. It’s because they are sluts. Not only are they food sluts, they are sluts for sex too. Fat admirers need to take the good with the bad.

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Put a helmet on that soldier! Not only will using a condom protect you from getting an STD they also prevent pregnancies.  Trapping a man by getting knocked up is the oldest trick in the book. As BFB’s readers know, my days of porking fat girls is over. While it maybe that most men like sluts there comes a time when we all must grow up. Like most men I want kids and I want those kids to have every advantage. Growing in the yeasty maw of a fat girl and having a waddling obese mama simply is something I don’t want for my kids and that is one reason I am with my fiance Thinnette. I no longer pork fat sluts.

Editorial comment by Fat Bastard: Thank Belly God for all the FREE internet porn. We fat boys appreciate it and when you go an unfiltered google image search with words like Fat, SSBBW, BBW, Plumper, ect.. all you get is really slutty looking pictures of fat girls. When you use terms like skinny, slender, pro ana, ect.. you find almost nothing pornographic. Fat girls are the sluttiest by far! 

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>A Salute to Fat Actress Kirstie Alley!

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Defiant Kirstie Alley stands up for gluttons everywhere!

Thank you thank you thank you Kirstie for standing up to social pressure and not denying your gluttony. We at Bigger Fatter Blog salute you. We understand the courage it took to stand up to Hollywood and Jenny Craig. Your noble defiance is an inspiration to us all!

Hip Hip…. OINK! Hip Hip…. OINK! Hip Hip…. OINK! Hip Hip…. OINK!

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Skinny Skank…….. OR Gorgeous Glutton?

Real men know what they want and only a dog wants a bone!

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Take that Jenny Craig!

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Emaciated Kirstie covering her bones with Oprah forcing a smile.

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Hefty heavy hunnies having a ha ha. Kirstie proudly showing off her ham arm. Kirstie flaunts her flabulous flab and Oprah shamefully covers her beautiful and buxom blubbery body. Both are truly happy when well fed.

See how much happier SSBBW’s are when they listen to their hunger cues and EAT! They know there is a big party with lots of yummy yum yums after the show and that is more than enough to inspire their giddy gluttonous glee.

OK guys you know the age old question:
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Ginger or Mary Ann? Fat Bastard would bone them both. It’s a toss up for most guys but what about Rebbecca Howe Vs Diane Chambers?

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Diane the stick Chambers or Rebbecca holy cow Howe?

Kirstie real women every where salute you you gorgeous girl glutton, you heavenly heffer, you sensuous sow, you plump pretty piggy! You are an inspiration to to girls and young women everywhere. You are a wonderful role model! You get the gorgeous celebrity glutton award!

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OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK!

>Advanced Gaining for Gainers and Feeders

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Here’s some real insider information for those of you who want to gain huge amounts of weight. Watch what really fat people do and then do it or watch what skinny people do and don’t do it. This will begin to make more sense as this article unfolds.

So you want to gain weight and kick your gluttony into high gear. The first thing you need to know are the basics of weight gain and weight loss. In spite of what the crazy girls in the old FA movement say and inspite of what the diet industry charlatans want you to believe it really is pretty much calories in vs calories out. Gaining requires creating a calorie surplus. Creating a calorie surplus can only be achieved if you take in more calories than your body can burn. Being that many of you who are reading this are feeders this article will focus on gaining for fat girls so the numbers in the article will apply mostly to females.

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Let’s focus on metabolism. Let’s start with a sedentary 5’5″ female 25 years of age with a BMI (Body Mass Index) of 20. Her body weight is a paltry 120 pounds. For her to maintain 120 pounds she needs to take in 1700 calories per day. If she exercises, her caloric requirement will be higher. Yes I know that his is getting a bit technical but here’s a picture of a sexy BBW.

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This hefty hottie appears to be in the 240 pound range. For this tubby tasty tart to maintain her weight she needs to take in a meager 3400 calories each day.

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These two large lovelies are in the 480+ pound range. They need to eat a minimum of 6800 calories per day to maintain their real woman look and size.

You aren’t going to keep these two hot and horny heavy hunnies at their weight by taking them to Subway. It would take 14 feet and 6 inches of Subway sandwiches simply to maintain the body weight of just one of these two heavenly humongus hoggers. That is over 29 six inch subs like the kind Subway’s Jerrod ate.

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Are you getting the point? First off even these two gorgeous ginormous gluttons would be hard pressed to devour 14 feet six inches of submarine sandwich and you would have to take out a second mortgage to afford 29 subs per day.

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It’s a fact, it would take 29 of these bad boys to equal the 6800 calories a 480+ pound BBW requires to maintain her massive mounds of marvelous fat. It would cost you wallet busting 87 dollars a day to feed your fatling if you fed her Subway 6 grams of fat or less subs. The other problem are all the damn veggies. They simply take up space in the stomach and some veggies like lettuce, spinach and peppers are calorie negative. That means it requires more calories to digest than what will get into the body and be stored as fat. Kinda self defeating huh?

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All of the above makes the Proud FA dean of feederism truism “Fat Fattens Best” even truer. One measly stick of butter contains 780 calories It would take 3.5 subway subs or 21 inches of submarine sandwich to equal one stick of butter. The cost per calorie is far cheaper if you go with butter. Look what all that butter has done for Paula Deen the Butter Queen and her fat boy husband.

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The Butter Queen knows that fat fattens best and she also knows that fatlings love butter.

Veggies require a lot of chewing. You’ll wear your teeth out! By the time your gainer eats one Subway sub she can easily devour 4 sticks of butter which is a whopping 3120 calories that will slide right down her pretty gullet. Once again, proof positive that fat fattens best! Dr Atkins should have been a feeder and not a weight loss guru. In fact we salute Dr Atkins for making people fatter than ever before. His “diet” is the perfect prescription for gaining.

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FAT FATTENS BEST!


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“I prescribe FAT!” Proclaimed low carb guru Dr Atkins aka in new fat acceptance circles as Dr FATkins. Fatkins didn’t know much but he understood what gluttons love and that is the savory taste of fat. He also know that a gram of carbs contains 4 calories but a gram of fat contains 9 calories. WOW! He may have known, although he was a greedy charlatan and dumb fuck like most MDs that carb deprivation causes two things that will cause weight gain.

1. Carb deprivation causes intense hunger.

2. Low carb diets cause muscle loss and that slows the basal metabolic rate.

How do these to factors benefit that gainer? I think that is quite obvious. Hungry people eat more than one who are sated. A slower metabolic rate require less feeding. It won’t be much slower but every savings of calories helps to fatten.

The Dos and Don’ts of Gaining

Do hang around with other fat people. They are a great support group. They also know where the best food deals are.

Don’t hang around with slender people. They avoid eating fattening foods.

Do wear loose fitting clothes to avoid that “full feeling” after you eat.

Don’t eat too much fiber but you will need some. Constipation can kill your appetite. You always feel hungry after you’ve dropped a duke.

Do watch the Food Network. Seeing food makes you hungry.

Don’t eat at a dining room or kitchen table. Eat in front of the TV. Mindful eating is what people like MeMe Roth do. You want your eating to be as involuntary as your breathing when you are on your CPAP machine.

Don’t move too much. Even if you feel you can walk don’t! walking burns calories. Use your scooter or power chair!

Don’t take the stairs even if you can. If the Belly God had intended fat people to use the stairs he would not have invented the elevator.

Do visit this site the-biggest-fattest-blog.blogspot.com/ This is “Dr” Gerald “Teddy” Bear’s blog. Teddy Bear is the most scientific gainer/feeder there is. When it comes to efficient and easy gaining “Dr” Bear is the authority.

Do understand your diabetes. Diabetes can be a gainer’s best friend. A little extra insulin will make you eat more. Eating is good!

Do Choose easy to chew foods! Slow food allow your brain to catch up with your hunger. You want to stuff yourself before you feel hungry so eat fast.

Do avoid complex carbohydrates. Food like oatmeal, pasta and whole wheat are slow to digest. Eat candy, pies, cookies, and ice cream. They will cause a spike and then a fall in your blood sugar so you will eat more.

Do substitute half and half or heavy cream for milk and add chocolate syrup.

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The low carb food pyramid is good but there is too much meat. It will fatten but the amount of protein will damage your kidneys. Simply revere the fat for the meat.

Motivation is important. If you are not fat and you are a woman you are not a real woman. Think of this as reverse anorexia. If you are a bulimic you need to say this 10 times before each meal. TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT… I do not regurgitate. Another motivating positive affirmation is, I am fat! I am mean! I am mean! I don’t want no Lean Cuisine! Vegetables are what food eats!

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The question you ladies need to ask yourselves is, do you want to look like the salad eating stick girl on the top or do you want to look like the real food eating real woman like the one on the bottom? Only a dog wants a bone!

Skinny is unAmerican. What do you want to be…..

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Euro trash or American SSBBW class? You decide.

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Built for comfort not for speed! Sexy BBW conserving energy!

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Built for speed not comfort. Skinny Danica Patrick

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GOD BLESS AMERICAN GREED AND GLUTTONY!

Who wants a stick girl like Danica Patrick when you can have a real woman with curves like this womanly Wal-Mart wench?

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Praise the Belly God! EAT!

>FAT HATE BONANZA!

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>I really had some apprehension about posting this hateful garbage that I found online on a message board. I will not post the addy of the site because I don’t want to give them any free publicity but let it suffice to say this was on a fitness site. We all know how cruel those roid monkeys can be.

I am still so flabbergasted at the cruel mockery of these lovely BBW’s that I remain at a loss for words. Perhaps Teddy and Fat Bastard can talk me down but right now I am livid!!! I will add more editorial comments regarding this smudge on fat people and the movement. So watch for this article to change. I am sure Fat Bastard will want to add his outrage to this abomination.

Upon further reflection and a good talking down from Teddy Bear, I have regained my composure. I have spoken with fat bastard he reminded me that no one ever rushes to a fat man’s defense the way I rushed to the defense of these much maligned ladies. Fat men have feelings too and they also suffer the cruel ridicule persecution that fat women suffer. I suppose if a bunch of skinny skanks like Me Me Roth and her band of fat haters started a similar thread about fat men people would laugh and think it was OK.

For Men Only (this is serious man stuff)

I am sure some of you put on the beer googles and porked a fatty. Luckily I got married before most women got fat. I have porked a few voluptuous babes but I have never porked a pig but I bet some of you younger guys have. As men, we all have a minimum standard. Clearly minimum standards have declined given the obesity crisis. Lots of standards have declined because of the obesity crisis.

When it comes to women and sex, what is your minimum standard? In other words how fat does she have to be to make Mr Happy recoil and shrivel up out of fear?

Pick the ones you would do. Then pick the ones you would need beer goggles for. Then pick the ones you would do for a million bucks. Then pick the ones you would rather die than pork.

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Patty Perhaps I’d hit that.

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Chubberella

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Brenda Buffet

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Gormanda Sealpup

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Maida Ham
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Fatty Baluca

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Panni Pannicula

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Largina Crush
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Rotunda Hindenberg
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Orca Porka Is this male or female? I can’t tell!
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Dora Doritos She has an extra body part!

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HOLY SHIT!

>Bigger Fatter Blog Endorses Feederism

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NAAFA’s two faced view on the subject if just one more example of how wrong they are. Go to Dimensions forum and you will find many refugees from NAAFA’s now defunct online forum. NAAFA took criticism from inside the FA movement and from the FA movement’s critics. NAAFA in it usual dishonesty and constant infighting has remained two faced on the issue to this day. Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive applies especially to NAAFA. NAAFA’s many spokesdroids with their fat by nature mantra put the entire movement on a very slippery slope. Fat by nature is bullshit and NAAFA’s big chiefs know it. The reality is fat by choice proud by nature. We gluttons are a prideful bunch and it is the mission of BFB to increase our size and the size of our fat pride. We don’t have to explain our obesity to anyone but if we do we should not take the NAAFA or Kate Harding approach by doing it with lies.

I am not a full fledged feeder but my blog partner Proud FA is. I consider him Feederism’s philosopher king.His many feedees consider him their savior. I know for a fact that his feed sessions have rescued many BBW’s from the abyss of deep dark depression and brought them forth into the sacred light of gluttony. His legendary feed sessions at the NAAFA conventions would make a Roman orgy look like a hunger strike. His piggies don’t puke. Proud FA first plies them with booze and or weed and lot’s of it. BBW’s can hold their liquor unlike the fat feminists who hold the licker by the ears. After they let down their inhibitions the fun would begin. I would sit by while these once shrinking violets would cover Proud FA’s skinny body in marshmallow, caramel syrup, M&Ms, fudge syrup and sprinkles and devour him like hogs at trough. I would post some stills form these sessions but it gets pretty graphic and Proud FA and I still need to remain anonymous as we are both still active NAAFA members and moles. We do not want to blow our covers at this time. We are working behind the scenes to reform NAAFA from within and restore it to what its founder Bill Fabrey had intended. I digress.

One feed session can be a life altering event for the feedee. In one fell swoop it often eliminates the guilt some people have about enjoying food. When feedees realize that gluttony is normal behavior it becomes a life changing experience for them. For many such as myself it is a religious experience. Food is our God. PRAISE GLORIOUS FOOD! Acceptance is a life changing experience. Accepting a fat body is easy. Fat bodied women women love to flaunt it. If you don’t believe me look around you or GOOGLE a BBW or SSBBW image search. BOING! The tough part in fat acceptance is accepting and feeling good about the gluttony. Two thirds of Americans has all accepted their fat bodies. The next step is to make them super duper fat and eat like there is no tomorrow. Life is short EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT sleep and EAT some more.

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Open your mouth sweet fat girl

Can you imagine a more tender moment than this?

You gotta Love this Belly

You gotta Love this Belly
One of Proud FA’s hotel hotties

Clearly feederism is a vital pillar in the FA movement.

A final thought and warning. Feeding has its risks. The greatest risk is diabetic coma. Most gainers are diabetics. Please check the comment section because Proud FA AKA the Feeder King will explain the finer points of feeding. For now let is suffice to say. FEED WITH FATS AND OILS. SWEETS CAN BE DEADLY IN LARGE QUANTITIES!

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Don’t try this at home. Inexperienced gainer dead from diabetic coma.

Proud FA recommends that all new gainers work with an experienced feeder. It is the hope of BFB that sometime in the future feeders will have to be certified by a government agency to avoid these needless deaths. We are hoping that foods that are not Feedee safe contain warning labels.

Proud FA’s Feeding 101

Before starting any serious feed session think safety first. Tube feeding is a no no. Only the most advanced feeders and feedees should attempt tube feeding. While tube may be a great way to pump in the calories into a gainer, the artful feeder uses great tasting food, praise and guile to get the gainer to eat to her full capacity.

Feed with fat! Butter, cooking oil, bacon, peanut butter, lard, cracklins, heavy cream and soft cheeses are by far the best choices. Think of it as an extreme version the induction phase of the Atkins diet. Periodically introduce some carbs to stop ketosis. Peanut butter is wonder gainer food. Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches washed down with heavy cream is a great way to feed.

Use a bib if your feedee is clothed. Ample Stuff makes a wonder prduct they call Big Bib. Feeding can get messy.

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Big BIB

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Rub and pat her belly and tell her how hot she looks. Praise her eating.



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