>As our many readers know, Fat Bastard is still off his feed.

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Fat Bastard still battered and bruised!

His weight loss is slowing but he is still losing weight at about 2 pounds per week. We have tried many thing to get Fat Bastard to pig out and and get back to his porcine proportions. As a last ditch effort I took a page from the pro anorexia movement but instead of posting “thinspirational” images I thought that FATspirational would do the trick along with some reverse fatspo.

Fat Bastard loss of appetite is a mystery that is baffling his friends and family. His damn dummy doctors will not order tests to see what’s wrong and are suggesting that his problem is psychological. We think his problem is organic. We have discussed this with CG Brady who did counsel Fat Bastard of weight loss and ways to moderate his gluttony so their is a possibility that psychological factors may be part of the equation but Dr Brady only had a few very brief phone and e-mail sessions with Fat Bastard and he did not detect any reduction in Fat Bastard’s fattitude but he does think the two recent health scares could be part of it but he also believes that the medication errors and possibly head trauma from Fat Bastard’s tumble down the escalator may have started this disturbing chain chain of events. We may end up having to settle for a tubby Fat Bastard instead of the fat Fat Bastard that we all know and love.

We are looking for a fat friendly doctor to testify to Fat Bastard’s mental state before and after the trauma he suffered as a result of all the medical mistakes that nearly killed him.

Here is an oldie but goodie titled Gluttony IS Good that may provide some FATspiration for Fat Bastard and gainers.

http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/gluttony-is-good.html

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EAT! A pensive and concerned fatling offers advice.

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Proof that HAES and intuitive eating works. This happy fatling is getting ready to fly away. Coma gordo comer y no dejar de comer siempre!

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Stop being so modest! You’ve got it! Flaunt it!

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EAT FAT BASTARD! Do you want to look like this stick boy?

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Fat Perfection!

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A mere pup!

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You too could have this back breast action!

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If you get fat Fat Bastard I’ll let you bone me!

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If you eat enough, you too can have a front ass!

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You can do it buddy!

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FEED YOUR FACE!

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She won’t share! Why should you? EAT IT ALL and more!

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FOOD MAKES US HAPPY! YEA FOOD!

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You know you want to…. EAT!

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I prescribe FOOD!

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EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT…. It’s either that or the dreaded feeding tube!
EAT DAMN YOU!

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