>Gaining Tips. A glutton’s guide for packing on the fat and pounds.

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  •  Start with tasty fattening like sweet tea or other foods that have calories for your body.  
  •  Examine your current eating habit and stop consuming those with negative effects on your weight gain plan.            
  • Find a book of calories and learn what type of food that will help you gain weight.
  • Sit.  
  • Invest in food delivery service.
  • Watch your consumption of foods that have a lot of fiber, eat refined sugar and fat, resist temptations to snack on vegetables, and whole grains. Increase fatty red meat. Eat with ferocity.
  • Super-size your dinner plate, the more food that is served to you, the more you will eat. The same goes for liquid with the exception of water. Avoid water!
  • Frequent napping daily for 30 to 45 minutes. Buy a pedometer and aim for under 100 steps a day.
  • Find opportunities to conserve calories by taking the elevator and get others to run errands for you.
  • Eat quickly and excitedly, if you eat too slowly your brain will eventually tell you that you are no longer hungry.
  • Drink lots of heavy cream, at least 8 glasses a day.
  • Nap and doze frequently.
  • When doing your groceries, pick hig-fat foods, like milk, cheese, cream, butter , yogurt etc.
  • Snack on fruits, candied apples and chocolate covered raisins.
  • Eat more at home and have your meals delivered.
  • Be mindful of your salad dressing, the type and how much and pour it on liberally.
  • People tend to under-eat when they are depressed or stressed, so be mindful to indulge in comfort-food when you feel down.
  • Place notes at strategic locations for eg on the fridge door that reminds you that you are trying to gain weight.
  • Reward yourself after each weekly success. Indulge and pig-out
  • Make a list of all the yummy foods that you crave and tend to binge on and eat as many of those foods as you can get your greedy paws on.
  • Make a list of clothes that will look good on you once you gain weight.

The above are my tips. As a fat guy they are good tips but I Fat Bastard and a mere pup compared to the great Belly Boy. Here are his gaining tips. I have to defer to his expertise just as I Fat Bastard defer to “Dr” Gerald “Teddy” Bear’s expertise in fields like fat studies, fat soma types  and bariatric nutrition.

Belly Boy’s Gaining Tips! 


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2) Always have some cigarettes after each meal in order to aid the digestive process. Green tea is for health nuts. https://i2.wp.com/laist.com/attachments/tony/greatjohn.jpg 

1) Have your butler give you a massage before you eat, to stimulate your appetite. https://i0.wp.com/www.mustknowhow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cigarette.jpg3) Take healthy dumps whenever the need arises, so that you have more room for food. https://i0.wp.com/renegademoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Western-pack-butter.jpg  4) Butter is your buddy. http://gloomyvegan.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lard2.jpg 5) Lard is your lover. https://i0.wp.com/www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml08/08216.jpg 6) Fried is your friend. https://i1.wp.com/www.health-eating.net/wp-content/plugins/WPRobot3/images/2f0cb_nutrition_facts_133321459_7d8a89ed25.jpg 7) Looks can be deceiving, always read food labels to make sure you are using the highest quality ingredients when cooking. More calories and fat content means higher quality. The nutrition labels are meant for thinlings, so adjust the percentages accordingly. You should be eating at least 20,000 calories every day. https://i1.wp.com/images.codingforcharity.org/dmp/2010/11/21/Waddle_20101121200247_thumb.png 8) Don’t be afraid to waddle around in order to work up a bigger appetite. I know this sounds like it wouldn’t work but it does. You don’t want to become completely immobile because there are many disadvantages and it is not as fun as it sounds when you fantaSIZE about it as I used to. https://i0.wp.com/www.instructables.com/image/FFKI16GG33OYEI1/The-Best-Mexican-Chip-Dip-in-the-whole-entire-worl.jpg 9) Always snack in between meals, to keep your strength up and to whet your appetite for the next meal. http://coltmonday.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/shaq-sleep-eating.jpg?w=504 10) Never sleep for more than 3 hours at a time! Set your alarm to wake yourself up every 3 hours and keep some goodies next to your bed so that you can have something to eat at night. This little trick, I call it “Sleep Eating,” and it is an excellent way to pack on the pounds. On normal days you do 2 3-hour cycles, and on weekends you do 3 or 4 3-hour cycles.Delete

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11) Get a sedentary office job. Make sure to leave your jacket on your chair and half a sandwich on your desk so that people will think you just stepped out and will be right back. Then, you hit up the nearby McDonalds for awhile, and come back to the office and act VERY angry and complain about how busy you are, so it shows you are a hard worker and people won’t bother you with more work. Use this technique to eat your way to the top of the corporate food chain. https://i2.wp.com/www.fanstarleagues.com/football/drunkspool/images/long-turd-big.jpg 12) SAVE YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS. https://i2.wp.com/www.worldofstock.com/slides/PFR1105.jpg 13) Don’t fall into the “three meals a trap“, make sure you have at least 5 main meals everyday. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, Dinner, and Supper. You want to snack in between meals as I mentioned, including while you drive. Just because it’s illegal to drink and drive doesn’t mean you can’t EAT and drive! Use the law’s loopholes to your advantage! https://i1.wp.com/media.gazettextra.com/img/photos/2009/04/30/DoughnutChamp_t200.jpg 14) Donuts are a fat person’s best friend. They are compact, have a hole for easy carrying, and pack some solid calories into a small place. The high sugar content gets your blood sugar up; and when you combine the sugar rush with some coffee, you will be up and humming along while all of your co-workers are still drowsy and cranky. https://i0.wp.com/www.whatsonxiamen.com/news_images/77511.jpg 15) Be careful when you are feeding. It can be easy to get caught up in the moment and end up biting one of your fingers, which can be very painful and even require surgery. In extreme cases, a feeding glutton may even chew off and swallow his own finger without even realizing it. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gege_EncnjY/S7c9bDITKEI/AAAAAAAAASI/Qz-nBJXWIqk/s400/IZ1s.jpg 16) Learn to play a very small instrument, such as a tiny guitar, or other child-sized instruments. This makes you look bigger, inspiring you to eat more. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LnAXyVfww/SkADXE8cjtI/AAAAAAAAAF8/Uio188eE7hQ/s400/225629_fat_guy_in_car.jpg 17) Drive an SUV. Sure you waste a few hundred dollars a year on gas, but you make up for it with extra storage space, cup holders, cargo space, places to put things, empty space, and more room. It can be hard to climb the stair to get up, but you can have extra steps installed to make it easier to get up. It’s like SUViagra. https://i0.wp.com/www.poopreport.com/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/phess3.jpg 18) Invest in a good portable bidet, which is a must if you are on the road. This helps stimulate your appetite by being clean, although sometimes it can be fun to be dirty instead. The choice is all up to you. https://i2.wp.com/www.natural-wonder-pets.com/images/NoToothbrush.jpg 19) NEVER brush your teeth! This wears them down, and as gluttons our teeth are already worn down from all that chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, and chewing. The bristles just make them wear down even faster. Instead, apply toothpaste directly to your teeth and swish it around over your teeth, and use mouth wash as well. Mouthwash is also an excellent foot deodorizer, if you mix some with water and put it in a clean bedpan and stick your feet in.

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BELLY BOY, GOUT

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    EAT!

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    EAT!

    >Birthers and Donald Trump Can Go Fuck Themselves

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    >I Fat Bastard stopped being a Republican in 2006 but what really sealed the deal was McCain picking the moron Palin. While the GOP remains the party of greed and gluttony they are now overshadowed by the sex sandals, lies and racism. The party of Reagan is no more and this Birther shit has really pissed me off. The GOP (Group Of Perverts) is trying to fire up the racist and moron vote with this latest ugly reincarnation of the Birther movement now led by that flaming asshole Donald Trump aka Ronald Rump because he is such an ass face. As a response to Rump’s latest load of lies Bigger Fatter Blog is presenting conclusive evidence that like the song says, our president Barack Obama was BORN IN THE USA!

    This evidence come from many sources and was compiled by the CONSERVATIVE St Petersberg Times and FACT CHECK. This was all explained in August of 2008.


    Here’s the 411 on Obama’s place of birth.

    Born in the U.S.A.
    The truth about Obama’s birth certificate.
    Summary
    In June, the Obama campaign released a digitally scanned image of his birth certificate to quell speculative charges that he might not be a natural-born citizen. But the image prompted more blog-based skepticism about the document’s authenticity. And recently, author Jerome Corsi, whose book attacks Obama, said in a TV interview that the birth certificate the campaign has is “fake.”

    We beg to differ. FactCheck.org staffers have now seen, touched, examined and photographed the original birth certificate. We conclude that it meets all of the requirements from the State Department for proving U.S. citizenship. Claims that the document lacks a raised seal or a signature are false. We have posted high-resolution photographs of the document as “supporting documents” to this article. Our conclusion: Obama was born in the U.S.A. just as he has always said.

    Update, Nov. 1: The director of Hawaii’s Department of Health confirmed Oct. 31 that Obama was born in Honolulu.

    Analysis
    Update Nov. 1: The Associated Press quoted Chiyome Fukino as saying that both she and the  registrar of vital statistics, Alvin Onaka, have personally verified that the health department holds Obama’s original birth certificate.

    Fukino also was quoted by several other news organizations. The Honolulu Advertiser quoted Fukino as saying the agency had been bombarded by requests, and that the registrar of statistics had even been called in at home in the middle of the night.

    Honolulu Advertiser, Nov. 1 2008: “This has gotten ridiculous,” state health director Dr. Chiyome Fukino said yesterday. “There are plenty of other, important things to focus on, like the economy, taxes, energy.” . . . Will this be enough to quiet the doubters? “I hope so,” Fukino said. “We need to get some work done.”

    Fukino said she has “personally seen and verified that the Hawaii State Department of Health has Sen. Obama’s original birth certificate on record in accordance with state policies and procedures.”

    Since we first wrote about Obama’s birth certificate on June 16, speculation on his citizenship has continued apace. Some claim that Obama posted a fake birth certificate to his Web page. That charge leaped from the blogosphere to the mainstream media earlier this week when Jerome Corsi, author of a book attacking Obama, repeated the claim in an Aug. 15 interview with Steve Doocy on Fox News.

    Corsi: Well, what would be really helpful is if Senator Obama would release primary documents like his birth certificate. The campaign has a false, fake birth certificate posted on their website. How is anybody supposed to really piece together his life?
    Doocy: What do you mean they have a “false birth certificate” on their Web site?
    Corsi: The original birth certificate of Obama has never been released, and the campaign refuses to release it.
    Doocy: Well, couldn’t it just be a State of Hawaii-produced duplicate?
    Corsi: No, it’s a — there’s been good analysis of it on the Internet, and it’s been shown to have watermarks from Photoshop. It’s a fake document that’s on the Web site right now, and the original birth certificate the campaign refuses to produce.

    Corsi isn’t the only skeptic claiming that the document is a forgery. Among the most frequent objections we saw on forums, blogs and e-mails are:

    • The birth certificate doesn’t have a raised seal.
    • It isn’t signed.
    • No creases from folding are evident in the scanned version.
    • In the zoomed-in view, there’s a strange halo around the letters.
    • The certificate number is blacked out.
    • The date bleeding through from the back seems to say “2007,” but the document wasn’t released until 2008.
    • The document is a “certification of birth,” not a “certificate of birth.”

    Recently FactCheck representatives got a chance to spend some time with the birth certificate, and we can attest to the fact that it is real and three-dimensional and resides at the Obama headquarters in Chicago. We can assure readers that the certificate does bear a raised seal, and that it’s stamped on the back by Hawaii state registrar Alvin T. Onaka (who uses a signature stamp rather than signing individual birth certificates). We even brought home a few photographs.


    The Obama birth certificate, held by FactCheck writer Joe Miller

    Alvin T. Onaka’s signature stamp


    The raised seal


    Blowup of text


    You can click on the photos to get full-size versions, which haven’t been edited in any way, except that some have been rotated 90 degrees for viewing purposes.

    The certificate has all the elements the State Department requires for proving citizenship to obtain a U.S. passport: “your full name, the full name of your parent(s), date and place of birth, sex, date the birth record was filed, and the seal or other certification of the official custodian of such records.” The names, date and place of birth, and filing date are all evident on the scanned version, and you can see the seal above.

    The document is a “certification of birth,” also known as a short-form birth certificate. The long form is drawn up by the hospital and includes additional information such as birth weight and parents’ hometowns. The short form is printed by the state and draws from a database with fewer details. The Hawaii Department of Health’s birth record request form does not give the option to request a photocopy of your long-form birth certificate, but their short form has enough information to be acceptable to the State Department. We tried to ask the Hawaii DOH why they only offer the short form, among other questions, but they have not given a response.

    The scan released by the campaign shows halos around the black text, making it look (to some) as though the text might have been pasted on top of an image of security paper. But the document itself has no such halos, nor do the close-up photos we took of it. We conclude that the halo seen in the image produced by the campaign is a digital artifact from the scanning process.

    We asked the Obama campaign about the date stamp and the blacked-out certificate number. The certificate is stamped June 2007, because that’s when Hawaii officials produced it for the campaign, which requested that document and “all the records we could get our hands on” according to spokesperson Shauna Daly. The campaign didn’t release its copy until 2008, after speculation began to appear on the Internet questioning Obama’s citizenship. The campaign then rushed to release the document, and the rush is responsible for the blacked-out certificate number. Says Shauna: “[We] couldn’t get someone on the phone in Hawaii to tell us whether the number represented some secret information, and we erred on the side of blacking it out. Since then we’ve found out it’s pretty irrelevant for the outside world.” The document we looked at did have a certificate number; it is 151 1961 – 010641.


    Blowup of certificate number

    Some of the conspiracy theories that have circulated about Obama are quite imaginative. One conservative blogger suggested that the campaign might have obtained a valid Hawaii birth certificate, soaked it in solvent, then reprinted it with Obama’s information. Of course, this anonymous blogger didn’t have access to the actual document and presents this as just one possible “scenario” without any evidence that such a thing actually happened or is even feasible.

    We also note that so far none of those questioning the authenticity of the document have produced a shred of evidence that the information on it is incorrect. Instead, some speculate that somehow, maybe, he was born in another country and doesn’t meet the Constitution’s requirement that the president be a “natural-born citizen.”

    We think our colleagues at PolitiFact.com, who also dug into some of these loopy theories put it pretty well: “It is possible that Obama conspired his way to the precipice of the world’s biggest job, involving a vast network of people and government agencies over decades of lies. Anything’s possible. But step back and look at the overwhelming evidence to the contrary and your sense of what’s reasonable has to take over.”
    In fact, the conspiracy would need to be even deeper than our colleagues realized. In late July, a researcher looking to dig up dirt on Obama instead found a birth announcement that had been published in the Honolulu Advertiser on Sunday, Aug. 13, 1961:


    Obama’s birth announcement

    The announcement was posted by a pro-Hillary Clinton blogger who grudgingly concluded that Obama “likely” was born Aug. 4, 1961 in Honolulu.

    Of course, it’s distantly possible that Obama’s grandparents may have planted the announcement just in case their grandson needed to prove his U.S. citizenship in order to run for president someday. We suggest that those who choose to go down that path should first equip themselves with a high-quality tinfoil hat. The evidence is clear: Barack Obama was born in the U.S.A.

    Update, August 26: We received responses to some of our questions from the Hawaii Department of Health. They couldn’t tell us anything about their security paper, but they did answer another frequently-raised question: why is Obama’s father’s race listed as “African”? Kurt Tsue at the DOH told us that father’s race and mother’s race are supplied by the parents, and that “we accept what the parents self identify themselves to be.” We consider it reasonable to believe that Barack Obama, Sr., would have thought of and reported himself as “African.” It’s certainly not the slam dunk some readers have made it out to be.

    When we asked about the security borders, which look different from some other examples of Hawaii certifications of live birth, Kurt said “The borders are generated each time a certified copy is printed. A citation located on the bottom left hand corner of the certificate indicates which date the form was revised.” He also confirmed that the information in the short form birth certificate is sufficient to prove citizenship for “all reasonable purposes.”

    by Jess Henig, with Joe Miller

    Sources
    United States Department of State. “Application for a U.S. Passport.” Accessed 20 Aug. 2008.

    State of Hawaii Department of Health. “Request for Certified Copy of Birth Record.” Accessed 20 Aug. 2008.

    Hollyfield, Amy. “Obama’s Birth Certificate: Final Chapter.” Politifact.com. 27 Jun. 2008.

    The Associated Press. “State declares Obama birth certificate genuine” 31 Oct 2008.

    Nakaso, Dan. “Obama’s certificate of birth OK, state says; Health director issues voucher in response to ‘ridiculous’ barrage” Honolulu Advertiser 1 Nov 2008.

    >The Biggest Fat Acceptance Traitors and Sellouts

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    Real women have curves! Now that Kirstie is skinny again she is not a REAL woman!

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    Now that she is skinny Kelly Osbourne is no longer a real woman!


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    Marie Osmond is no longer a real woman!

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    John Goodman is no longer a real woman!
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    Al Roker is no longer a real woman!

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    Jennifer Hudson is no longer a real woman!

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    Kathy Ireland is no longer a real woman!
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    REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!

    >Seasons of the Gluttons

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    >I Fat Bastard love the fall. That hot sticky summer weather has passed and we fatlings are much more comfortable but what’s better than that is that fall signals the beginning of the glutton season.

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    ZIGGY SAKKI ZIGGY SAKKI EAT EAT EAT!

    First comes Oktoberfest. More sausage gets delivered at Oktoberfest than all the Proud FA’s laying dicks to the BBWs at a NAAFA convention not to mention the beer. While you won’t see me Fat Bastard donning a pair of lederhosen or dancing a polka you will find me wolfing down a plate full of brats, German potato salad and a few quarts of St Paulis.

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    Next comes gobblin time and I not just talking about ghosts and spooks or Turkey Day. I’m talking about the cornucopia of Halloween candy available to us gluttons not to mention they cider and donuts. I am talking about the bags and bags and bags of delicious candy available for pre Halloween gorging and don’t forget… save some for the trick and treaters. You don’t want to get your house TPed or your windows soaped.

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    Thinnette presents BIRDZILLA!

    Kick your seasonal gluttony in to high gear. The pilgrims and Squanto never envisioned the deliciously decadent Thanksgiving that we have today. I’d write more about it but just the thought of past Thanksgivings is making me drool all over my keyboard. It’s not the turkey, it’s all the trimmings! YUMMMMMMM!


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    Seasons Greedings!

    Good King Wenceslas may have looked out on the Feast of Stephen but I Fat Bastard sat down and ate the whole fucking thing. Just when you thought you couldn’t take the break in celebratory gluttony any longer along comes the Yuletide Season aka Christmas — the greediest and most gluttonous time of year. You don’t have to wait until December 25th either. The eating starts long before that with X-mas parties and folks delivering goodies. The break between Thanksgiving and X-Mas is almost worth the wait. I said almost. LOL!

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    They don’t call it Happy New Years for no reason. New Years means one final mega food orgy. True gluttons don’t just use the X-mas leftovers because with true gluttons there won’t be any. Any resolutions made regarding diet and exercise will quickly melt away on Valentines Day more quickly than that big piece of Godiva Chocolate melts in your mouth.

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    Check your blood sugar and check it often!
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    HAPPY YEASTER!

    >Not Everybody Should Be Fat: Wynona Judd Needs to Lose Weight

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    WHAT A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK! SOMEBODY CALL CG BRADY THIS BITCH NEEDS AN INTERVENTION!

    Only the jealous angry delusional old fat acceptance girls would be shocked by anyone saying anyone let alone their tragic histrionic heroine Wynona Judd should not be fat. Well I Fat Bastard said it!! It needed to be said. Let’s face it, the bitch is a total fucking embarrassment to fat girls everywhere. When ever I see this bitch I cringe. She’s such a fucking asshole. Sure, fat girls are histrionic drama queens but unlike fat and pounds there is a limit to how much people can take.

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    The bitch is simply annoying. Her fattitude lacks grace and style. Let’s look at the other fat girl singers. Mama Cass Elliot had class and she was a better singer than Wynonna. Ann Wilson from Heart has class and plenty of fattitude and she too can sing better. She takes care or her voice. Then we have the Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin who is fat, sassy and classy.  Now we have the best singer of our lifetimes the plump and plucky Susan Boyle and she’s lovely even though she may not have as much fat or fattitude — who cares with a voice like that. I don’t care that KD Lang is a rug muncher. That muff diving Canuk can sing her ass off and she’s a pleasant.

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    SHE CAN’T HANDLE THE FAT!

    Fuck Dr Drew! This bitch needs a de fattituding. Sure, you’ll say, “Fat Bastard most fat folks thrive in their obesity, diabetes, gluttony and fattitude.” This is true but there is a tiny tiny tiny percentage of people who can’t handle the fat. Wynonna Judd and the sick fucks at NAAFA  CAN’T HANDLE THE FAT!

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    AHHHH!! SCARED OF YOU!

    With all her drug use and boozing Wynona’s face would make a train take a dirt road. Personally I don’t care about her personally but I do care about the effect she has on the perception the world has on other fat girls.

    Wynonna, I, Fat Bastard would be the last on to say this but YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT! You’re making everybody sick!

    Get used to it Wynonna. Your sister Ashley Judd is hot and your mother Naomi is still a MILF but you look like hell. You used to be hot. So stop hating on your mama and sister you Shania Twain wannbe and call Jenny Craig or dare I say a weight loss surgery butcher! OR go for a walk to ore than just the fridge.

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    >Fattitude: It’s Everywhere! A Bigger Fatter Blog Pictorial Essay

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    Walmart needs to provide scooters for fat kids too!
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    BBW cools sexy underbelly while buying favorite cheese.
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    Into you tent I’ll creep for a drink.
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    Uncompromising fattitude!

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    Revving up fattitude!
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    Kiss all our fat asses!

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    This graphic has nothing to do with fattitude other than their fat elephant. It galls me that this noble beast is the symbol for such a despicable organization. While Republicans stand for greed and gluttony in many ways their baby raping ways make them the scourge of politics and humans of all sizes. That’s why I don’t vote for them. This really hit home after getting to know to stellar fatlings. One is a guy named TJ aka the Amazing Atheist on You Tube and the other is our own “Dr” Gerald “Teddy” Bear of the genius The Biggest Fattest Blog. Both of these fine fatlings were victims of Republican pedophiles.

    For quite sometime the GOP has had an epidemic of baby raping.


    GOP Pedophile LINKS:

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    Republican NAMBLA pedophile social club

    >Google Proves That Fat Girls ARE Sluts

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    This is the most “tame” image I could find!

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    I have more proof that fat girls are sluts. Using the following search terms.

    Fat MILF gets About 9,850,000 results (0.30 seconds)

    Skinny MILF gets About 3,590,000 results (0.15 seconds)

    Skinny Woman returns About 8,610,000 results (0.63 seconds) 99% fully clothed women.

    Fat Woman returns About 30,800,000 results (0.25 seconds) most showing beaver or tits.

    This proves two things. Fat girls are bigger sluts and they have a better body image than skinny women.

    I’m not complaining because like every red blooded American male I love sluts. The point I am making is quite simple.

    Fat girls do not have low “self-esteem” and they are far more sluttish than skinny women.

    This is important because the ole girls NAAFA network would like you to believe that fat females suffer from low self esteem and poor body image. Clearly this is NOT the case. Other data shows that fat girls are far more promiscuous.

    About a couple weeks ago, you might have heard about a study out of the University of Hawaii that found overweight and obese women (BMI>25) had ‘more sex’ than normal-weighted ones. The study was all over the news because it challenged what we would generally believe – after all, ‘skinny’ women are hotter, so they should have more sex.
    The study surveyed over 7,000 women aged 15-44 about their sexual habits, and a higher percentage of the larger women reported having had sex. The researchers admitted they were surprised. “These results were unexpected and we don’t really know why this is the case,” said lead researcher Dr Bliss Kaneshiro.

    If you bring together the two parts, it seems obvious why overweight and obese women would have more sex. Because of a lack of impulse control, the hefty ladies are more likely to say ‘yes’ to a man’s advances.

    The study had surveyed about 7000 women aged 16-44 about their sexual habits and women who had a higher BMI (body mass index) reportedly had more sex then women that fell in a normal BMI index. The people conducting the survey found the results to be surprising and unexpected. Tell that to a million dollar porn industry solely based on BBW‘s.

    According to a study published in the British Medical Journal, people who are obese are less likely to have been sexually active in the past year, but surprisingly, they’re more likely than people with an average body weight to have sexually transmitted diseases and unplanned pregnancies. I’m no rocket scientist, but something tells me those are the results of not practicing safe sex.
    Researchers in France surveyed 12,364 men and women between the ages of 18 and 69. Half of the participants were in the normal weight range, while the rest were overweight or obese. The survey showed that obese women were 30 percent less likely to have had sex at all in the past year, while obese men were 70 percent less likely to have had more than one sexual partner.
    Research presented at the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists 58th Annual Clinical Meeting last month backs up these findings. Data from the CDC’s Youth Risk Behavior Survey shows that obese and overweight adolescent girls are less likely to use condoms or other birth control methods.
    Impulsiveness, the very thing that makes fat girls sluts is the reason they go down like submarines. Food sluts are sluts. Chalk it up to high self-esteem. Past research has showed that obesity is related to poor body image, which now has been proven to be bunk. High-risk sexual behavior, like unsafe sex shows that the same lack on inhibitions that makes fat girls fat and gluttonous make them more promiscuous. And it’s not just women. The survey also showed that obese men were much more apt to have had an STD, despite fewer sexual partners. Fat guys don’t get laid much.

    Read More http://www.ivillage.com/obesity-increases-unplanned-pregnancies-and-stds/4-a-211886#ixzz1K09t7sgJ

    Comment by Fat Bastard:

    Boom shakka lakka that yeasty gash
    Boom shakka lakka got a funky rash
    Boom shakka lakka whatcha gonna do?
    Eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew.

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    >FAT ART! Artists on the cutting edge of fat acceptance

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    Fatue of Liberty. Thingling wowed by its majesty!
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    Gluttonio by Leolardo DaVinci

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    Adiposia by Foodlust Foodan

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    Woman with yeast infection. Thinling onlooker sees the new standard of feminine beauty.

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    If David had been fat he could have slain Goliath by sitting on him instead of using his sling. 
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    Moaning Weeza

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    Eat & Doze

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    Holy hamburger Batman, it’s the Fat Mobile!

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    Holy sleep apnea Batman it’s Fatman!

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    Bulbous Beauty!

    >ATT: BIGGER FATTER BLOG READERS Google Censorship Thwarting Peace Efforts in the Middle East.

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    >I Fat Bastard am gradually transferring articles from Google Blog Spot to Posterous http://biggerfatterblog.posterous.com/ Google is getting to big for its britches (and not in a good way) and too elitist for my tastes. The have placed a warning on my blog simply because some angry fat girls complained. Google DID NOT review Bigger Fatter Blog before putting the warning that is for all intents and purposes censorship but instead based their action on the complaints of a few angry and hormonally challenged man hating fat girls.

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    Angry fat girl!

    The upside is is that page views on Bigger Fatter Blog nearly tripled but the downside is people in countries like China, Saudi Arabia, and other parts of the Middle East that have come to know and love Bigger Fatter Blog are now unable to access it. These are the people who need Bigger Fatter Blog the most. They depend on Bigger Fatter Blog to school them on the joys of greedy gluttony.

    What makes Bigger Fatter Blog different than other fat acceptance sites and organizations is our honesty. All fat acceptance is the promotion of gluttony and obesity but sadly their camouflage that message in a lot of whining, false martyrdom and pseudo politics. At Bigger Fatter Blog we don’t pussy foot around. We give it to our reader straight. We unapologetically promote greedy gluttony and obesity. We are 100% red blooded Americans and we see greedy gluttony and morbid obesity as some thing good and truly and uniquely American. We want the world to know that GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

    Gluttony brings peace to a war torn world.

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    A Fat Muslim is a happy Muslim

    We have spent precious young lives and billions in treasure trying to bring peace and stability to the crazy baby raping Muslims in the Middle East and it really hasn’t worked all that well. A simpler and cheaper solution is to stop fighting with these people and sit down and break bread with them. The B-2 program alone costs the U.S. Air Force almost $45 billion per year. We could build 1000’s of fast food joints and give away food for a decade for $45 billion.

    Those Muslims have a horrible religion and a nasty and evil God. You can’t defeat an idea with violence or even diplomacy. If you tell these Mudslimes that there prophet Mohammad was a camel humping baby raping shit bum that will only piss them off even more and these fuckers are always pissed about something.

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    These Arabs love fat women. The can’t see the plethora of fat porn that is on the net due to censorship but Bigger Fatter Blog did provide theses head chopping as lifters with something to take their minds off hating America and Americans.

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    A Fat Muslim BBW would be too hot to wear a burka

    When some terrorist is beating off to fat porn he hardly has time to make an IED or become a suicide bomber. Seeing fat gluttonous BBW food sluts sure beat going to some dank mosque and lifting your ass to some Pagan moon god. If we can fatten these Muslims up enough the will be too fat too get on the their knees and lift their asses to Allah let alone fight wars.

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    There are hundreds of fast food franchises available. If the Uncle Sam wants to bring peace to the Middle East instead of buying tanks and guns they would buy fast food franchises. OK Fat Bastard, a lot of these people can’t afford the fast food that we greedy gluttonous Americans all take for granted. That may be true BUT until they can we should give it away to the one who can afford it and slip a little pork into the MoHAMmad burgers so that the Muslims will have no chance of going to Muslims heaven with the rivers of wine and the 72 vestal virgins. They’ll figure fuck it and keep eating until they are all fat like us.  Get them addicted to fast food and then raise the price. These former Muslims will get pissed and hungry and they will take it out on their mullahs and other powerful clerics. The power of the belly and the Belly God will steamroll Allah.

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    When the Middle East is a country of fast food and fat sluts there will be peace and they will stop raping 9 year old girls.

    Please check out this blog ——-> http://islamizationwatch.blogspot.com/

    Below are some alternative search engines.

    GigaBlast  Bing WebCrawler ExaLead IxQuick Teoma

    Alternative Search Engines to GOOGLE The Bing Alternative The Yahoo Alternative The Ask.com Alternative The Alltheweb Alternative The Dogpile Alternative The Exalead Alternative The Webcrawler Alternative The Search.com Alternative The ixQuick Alternative The Teoma Alternative THE Gigablast ALTERNATIVE
    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    Here are just a few of the great alternative search engines out there on the Web.

    1. Clusty: clusty.jpg Clusty is a metasearch engine, meaning it combines results from a variety of different sources. However, Clusty adds a bit of extra search engine goodness in the mix by giving you clustered results. Basically, clustered results are extra search suggestions arranged by category for example, if you type in “coffee”, Clusty responds with clustered results to the left such as Tea, Espresso, History of Coffee, etc.
    2. Indeed: indeed.jpg Indeed.com is a job search engine. It is not a list of message boards, or a place where you can actually submit your resume. Indeed is extremely simple to use, and covers all the major job boards, newspaper classified sites, niche industry sites and corporate job sites. I found more jobs in five minutes on here than I did searching on other job boards. You have to go to the individual websites in order to apply (which is kind of a pain) but this is a great way to generate job leads. Indeed also offers a nice toolset for the job searcher, including a JobRoll, “a customized, dynamically-updating list of jobs that may be placed on your blog or website.”
    3. Isohunt: isohunt.jpgIsohunt is a Bit Torrent search engine. Isohunt does not host files; Isohunt only helps you find files, and therefore is a completely legal service. From an Isohunt forum thread: “IsoHunt crawls several torrent sites, and when you search for torrents here, you get links to HTML pages on these sites where the. Torrent files can be found.” Finding Bit Torrent files on Isohunt is made even easier by viewing the Isohunt Zeitgeist..
    4. FoodieView:foodieview.jpg With a brand new site design, FoodieView is one of my all-time favorite alternative search engines. FoodieView is a recipe search engine searching over 175,000 recipes from all different kinds of sources, including AllRecipes.com, The Food Network, Martha Stewart Recipes, and many more. FoodieView is a targeted recipe search engine with a lot of really interesting features; it’s also extremely easy to find good recipes on FoodieView that are actually relevant to what your search query is, which, if you’ve ever tried to find a recipe using certain ingredients on one of the bigger search engines, you’ll agree with me when I say that it can be a huge time-waster.
    5. Ditto: ditto.jpg Ditto.com is a free image search engine that enables users to search for images, quickly and easily. Ditto recently announced that they have 500 million pictures in their image search (and counting), and they claim to have the “largest searchable index of visual content on the Internet via proprietary processes.” Basically, Ditto is a way to find images fast and effectively – they’ve also been around for a pretty long time in Internet years (I remember using them back when they started in 1999). A good alternative to Google Images.
    6. Healthline: healthline.jpg Healthline.com is a medical information search engine, with lots of interesting features that make it very simple to use (in other words, you don’t have to have an MD degree to find what you’re looking for here). Healthline is solely dedicated to finding medical information online, and it offers medically filtered results developed by trained medical personnel.
    7. FirstGov: firstgov.jpg FirstGov.gov is an absolutely mammoth search engine/portal that gives the searcher direct access to searchable information from the United States government, state governments, and local governments. It can be overwhelming, simply because there is SO much information here. I would suggest that you get your feet wet with FirstGov by using the Information By Topic directory, or you can choose to drill down by viewing the Site Index. In addition, FirstGov offers an above average Advanced Search help page.
    8. AuctionMapper: auctionmapper.jpg AuctionMapper is an extremely cool search engine that focuses only on eBay listings. Sure, eBay has it’s own site search; but AuctionMapper takes that site search and goes a few steps further. There’s all sorts of geeky fun to be had with AuctionMapper; the whole site is full of maps, animated thingies that fly around, Star Trekky sounds it’s just a really well-done search engine that is not only fun to play with, but it’s actually useful, a combination that seems to be hard to come by these days.
    9. Daypop: daypop.jpg Daypop is a current events/blogosphere search engine. Daypop crawls sites that are updated frequently in order to bring searchers the latest news; included in Daypop’s index are newspapers, blogs, online magazines-any site that is updated on a regular basis will make it into Daypop’s index. You can use Daypop to search a small slice of the Web for news and information, see what people are talking about in real-time, view what links are being passed around most frequently, and more. I use Daypop as my own virtual office water-cooler; it’s a great way to catch Web trends before they become trendy.
    10. Blinkx: blinkx.jpg Blinkx TV is basically a search engine that allows you to search for audio, video, and podcasts using not only keywords and phrases, but also content in the actual clips that you’re looking for. For example, if you wanted to find Kermit the Frog’s “It’s Not Easy Being Green”, you could type in “having to spend each day the color of the leaves”, and Blinkx would be able to fetch your data using not only your content, but the concept behind your content – the spoken word (or in this case, the lyrics). It’s also another search engine that’s just beautifully designed you’re going to want to make sure you have relatively high-speed access in order to view the site the way it was intended.

    This is just the tip of the iceberg as far as Internet search engines; over at About Web Search I’ve been profiling a new search engine every day this fall – 100 Search Engines in 100 Days – and I haven’t run out of material yet. The Web is just so massively ginormous that one search engine could not ever possibly hope to index all that information in one place. Alternative search engines are an excellent way to get different snapshots of the Web than what you may be used to.

    >Some Gluttony and Obesity Cheers: Fat Positive Affirmations

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    Happy heavy hungry hunnies, pretty porkers and feeding fatties flaunting flab

    Positive affirmations go a long way in healing one’s inhibitions. If you find your fattitude on the wane try these fattitude building cheers! Feast your eyes on these flabulous flabby females full of feisty fattitude.

    Cheer number one.

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    Sexy and seductive Harriet Hamthigh
    Waddle to the left. Waddle to the right. Eat all day and eat all night.



    Cheer number two.

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    Ms Kelly Belly Bliss

    2 4 6 8 We do not regurgitate.



    Cheer number three.

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    A refrigerator with leg: OK I admit it not all fat girls have curves but who doesn’t love a refrigerator?

    EAT! EAT! EAT more fucking meat!

    Cheer number four.

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    C’mon stick boy hoist that hot ham thighed hunny!
    Good food good meat good lord let’s eat!

    Cheer number five

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    Fat and fit!

    EAT it up, and up, and up, and up, and up
    EAT it up (clap, clap)
    EAT it up (clap, clap)

    Cheer number six

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    BBW cheerleader show the opposition what they are in store for!


    I am fat. Give me space. If you don’t I’ll squash your face.

    Cheer number seven.

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    If the cheerleaders are this big the team must be enormous!


    Big fat arms big fat butt FOOD SLUT FOOD SLUT SLUT RAH RAH RAH!

    Cheer number eight

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    Prudish skinny cheerleaders shiver while fatling struts her stuff.

    Rubba dub dub gimme some grub and a Quiznos twelve inch sub!
    Ben & Jerrys Burger King EAT EAT EAT chicken wing!

    Cheer number 9

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    Plump piglettes pose with pom poms after eating bon bons

    OOOMPA  OOOMPA fat girl tons and tons of fun when you are finished eating we have just begun.

    Cheer number 10

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    Chubby Cheese heads heading for num num nuptuals

    Wacka Wacka cheese & crackers sis boom bah! Feed me some ice cream RAH! RAH! RAH!

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    Our Fattitude says bring us food. We are fat and we are crude.OINK!OINK! CLAP CLAP CHEEEEEEESE!!!! YEA! CHEESE!!

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