>Fattitude cannot be measured in pounds or degrees of sloth or gluttony. It’s way more complex than that. There are intangibles like the sense of entitlement that goes along with being fat and the ability to control, intimidate and manipulate the minions that enable you to be super super super morbidly obese. Then there are things that separate the leaders in fattitude form the pack. This guy is the Michael Jordon of fattitude. He’s the Wayne Gretzki of gluttony. He’s what feeders want to see and feedees want to be.

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