>Not Everybody Should Be Fat: Wynona Judd Needs to Lose Weight

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WHAT A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK! SOMEBODY CALL CG BRADY THIS BITCH NEEDS AN INTERVENTION!

Only the jealous angry delusional old fat acceptance girls would be shocked by anyone saying anyone let alone their tragic histrionic heroine Wynona Judd should not be fat. Well I Fat Bastard said it!! It needed to be said. Let’s face it, the bitch is a total fucking embarrassment to fat girls everywhere. When ever I see this bitch I cringe. She’s such a fucking asshole. Sure, fat girls are histrionic drama queens but unlike fat and pounds there is a limit to how much people can take.

The bitch is simply annoying. Her fattitude lacks grace and style. Let’s look at the other fat girl singers. Mama Cass Elliot had class and she was a better singer than Wynonna. Ann Wilson from Heart has class and plenty of fattitude and she too can sing better. She takes care or her voice. Then we have the Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin who is fat, sassy and classy.  Now we have the best singer of our lifetimes the plump and plucky Susan Boyle and she’s lovely even though she may not have as much fat or fattitude — who cares with a voice like that. I don’t care that KD Lang is a rug muncher. That muff diving Canuk can sing her ass off and she’s a pleasant.

SHE CAN’T HANDLE THE FAT!

Fuck Dr Drew! This bitch needs a de fattituding. Sure, you’ll say, “Fat Bastard most fat folks thrive in their obesity, diabetes, gluttony and fattitude.” This is true but there is a tiny tiny tiny percentage of people who can’t handle the fat. Wynonna Judd and the sick fucks at NAAFA  CAN’T HANDLE THE FAT!

AHHHH!! SCARED OF YOU!

With all her drug use and boozing Wynona’s face would make a train take a dirt road. Personally I don’t care about her personally but I do care about the effect she has on the perception the world has on other fat girls.

Wynonna, I, Fat Bastard would be the last on to say this but YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT! You’re making everybody sick!

Get used to it Wynonna. Your sister Ashley Judd is hot and your mother Naomi is still a MILF but you look like hell. You used to be hot. So stop hating on your mama and sister you Shania Twain wannbe and call Jenny Craig or dare I say a weight loss surgery butcher! OR go for a walk to ore than just the fridge.