>I Fat Bastard love the fall. That hot sticky summer weather has passed and we fatlings are much more comfortable but what’s better than that is that fall signals the beginning of the glutton season.

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ZIGGY SAKKI ZIGGY SAKKI EAT EAT EAT!

First comes Oktoberfest. More sausage gets delivered at Oktoberfest than all the Proud FA’s laying dicks to the BBWs at a NAAFA convention not to mention the beer. While you won’t see me Fat Bastard donning a pair of lederhosen or dancing a polka you will find me wolfing down a plate full of brats, German potato salad and a few quarts of St Paulis.

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Next comes gobblin time and I not just talking about ghosts and spooks or Turkey Day. I’m talking about the cornucopia of Halloween candy available to us gluttons not to mention they cider and donuts. I am talking about the bags and bags and bags of delicious candy available for pre Halloween gorging and don’t forget… save some for the trick and treaters. You don’t want to get your house TPed or your windows soaped.

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Thinnette presents BIRDZILLA!

Kick your seasonal gluttony in to high gear. The pilgrims and Squanto never envisioned the deliciously decadent Thanksgiving that we have today. I’d write more about it but just the thought of past Thanksgivings is making me drool all over my keyboard. It’s not the turkey, it’s all the trimmings! YUMMMMMMM!


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Seasons Greedings!

Good King Wenceslas may have looked out on the Feast of Stephen but I Fat Bastard sat down and ate the whole fucking thing. Just when you thought you couldn’t take the break in celebratory gluttony any longer along comes the Yuletide Season aka Christmas — the greediest and most gluttonous time of year. You don’t have to wait until December 25th either. The eating starts long before that with X-mas parties and folks delivering goodies. The break between Thanksgiving and X-Mas is almost worth the wait. I said almost. LOL!

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They don’t call it Happy New Years for no reason. New Years means one final mega food orgy. True gluttons don’t just use the X-mas leftovers because with true gluttons there won’t be any. Any resolutions made regarding diet and exercise will quickly melt away on Valentines Day more quickly than that big piece of Godiva Chocolate melts in your mouth.

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Check your blood sugar and check it often!
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HAPPY YEASTER!
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