>How do Obese People Wipe Their Butts? How to reach back there.

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How Us Fatlings “Reach Back There” by Fat Bastard 

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Stranded on the toilet bowl! What do you do when you’re stranded and you don’t have a roll?

It is no secret that many of us fatlings have trouble reaching our butts when we need to wipe but thankfully that will not put most gluttons off their feed. If hygienic toileting is important to you then read on and you will find some valuable tips and tricks for making your trips to the brownie bowel more of a joy and less of a chore.

A good report is only as good as its research so I went to the leading authority on all things poop, The Poop Report. Just like Bigger Fatter Blog is the leading source for all things fat, the folks at The Poop Report are the leading authorities on all things poop. Let’s start with the most obvious question. “How do obese people wipe?” Most people know how Criss Angel walks on water but only fatling know how fat butts get wiped but even most fatlings do not know all the methods of obese rectal hygiene.

Some fatlings (jealous fat girls of the old fat acceptance) bristle at the very idea of discussing the challenges we fatling face when it’s time to do the paper work. Dropping a bowl filler can be satisfying but no job is finished until the paperwork is done.

A curious thinling asked the follow question on The Poop Report.

“Dear Poop Report,


How do obese people wipe? I am not trying to be rude…just curious. Also, do they make toilets for people over 300 pounds?” 

I, Fat Bastard will answer the second question first. YES!
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ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO

Many manufactures are making super sized toilets to accommodate the larger butts, heavier weights and the greater fecal volume of fatlings. The Cadillac of super sized toilets is the Great John. This bad boy is so big that it will double as a kiddie pool.

Here is how a jealous fat girl in denial responded to the thinling’s question:


Dee (not verified) —
Fuck you asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am 550 pounds and I resent your question. Where do you live? I will come over and sit on your face and shit, and then you can lick my ass clean!!!

A poop expert replied:  

Tydirium 

Judging from that fat girl’s tone of voice, it sounds to me like she has a lot of trouble wiping. Hence the irritability.

Let’s start with a novel and creative way many fatlings use for wiping their butts in a pubic restroom. Once again the Poop Report provides  a wonderful almost zoological report on one clever fatling who uses a men’s room stall like a rubbing post much like a bear uses a tree to leave his scent.


Here is a excerpt from a Poop Report undercover investigation of the fatling who used the stall and a rubbing post.


In talking to the janitors that cleaned the bathrooms at night, I learned that their nickname for Pat was “The Shitter”. You see, Pat was apparently too large to wipe his own ass. Instead he used the stall wall as a rubbing post for his turd-encrusted ass. The poor janitors had to spray down the wall and scrub with disinfectant.
I never looked at Pat the same way again. I would look at him and try to imagine how his arm could reach around his girth for a good wipe. I believe that it was a physical impossibility for him to wipe.
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Let’s now move to an oldie but goody, the low tech but tried and true butt wand. Butt wands come in a large variety of styles, shapes sized and colors. 

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Called the Ample Sponge, these intrepid and robust bad boys are some of the earliest commercially available butt wands. This style butt wand was invented by NAAFA’s founder and owner of Ample Stuff the great Bill Fabrey. Bill had the correct vision for fat acceptance which was based on the accommodation of gluttony and obesity and not denial of its challenges.

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Another contender in the growing but competitive butt wand market is the Bottom Buddy. Unlike the ample sponge, the Bottom Buddy uses standard toilet paper that can be easily inserted into the tulip shaped head.

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Bottom Buddies come in all sizes. It’s too bad the late Billy Mays is not around to pitch these handy helpers in his famous infomercials. I can hear him now, “It’s not clean until it’s Bottom Buddy clean!”

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A variation of the kid’s toy the Super Soaker, the battery powered portable bidet is a favorite of NAAFA fat girls and other fat girls from coast to coast. When you see a fat girl and you think her super sized purse is only for food and the food she takes from the all you can eat buffets, think again. The modern fat girl has given up the Zip Lock bag, sponge and bottle brush long ago and traded it in for the stylish and high tech portable bidet.

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Toilet paper, salad tongs and a turkey baster are always a winning combination and can work anywhere. If you run out of battery power or there is a black out, a squirt or two with a turkey baster and a few wipes with T.P. (for your bung hole) wrapped around a set of salad tongs and  you will good to go.

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Due to mobility issues the crapper can be a foreboding place for many a fatling. That’s why many fatlings skip the toilet all together and head straight for the shower. Some will drop trough in the shower, scoop it up with a pooper scooper, toss it in the toilet and use the potable shower head to hose the poop out their nooks and crannies.

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When it comes to the super super super obese the mystery is solved as to how they can wipe their massive butts that are for all intents and purposes a meaty massive flab tunnel in a perpetual state of collapse.

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Shit eating dogs can be trained to lick clean the butts of uber fatlings. Some people are of the mistaken belief that if you own a shit eating dog you’d only have to feed it once but this is myth. I’ve actually made an interesting observation that may help solve this tricky dilemma. Did you notice that many super super super morbidly people own small, well-trained light brown dogs? Think about it my friend, think about it…..

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That just about covers it. If any of our fatlings have other suggestions or comments please feel free to let us know your thoughts.

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This has been a public service of  NAFAM and Bigger Fatter Blog, the leader in fat acceptance.

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>Bigger Fatter Blog Endorses Feederism

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NAAFA’s two faced view on the subject if just one more example of how wrong they are. Go to Dimensions forum and you will find many refugees from NAAFA’s now defunct online forum. NAAFA took criticism from inside the FA movement and from the FA movement’s critics. NAAFA in it usual dishonesty and constant infighting has remained two faced on the issue to this day. Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive applies especially to NAAFA. NAAFA’s many spokesdroids with their fat by nature mantra put the entire movement on a very slippery slope. Fat by nature is bullshit and NAAFA’s big chiefs know it. The reality is fat by choice proud by nature. We gluttons are a prideful bunch and it is the mission of BFB to increase our size and the size of our fat pride. We don’t have to explain our obesity to anyone but if we do we should not take the NAAFA or Kate Harding approach by doing it with lies.

I am not a full fledged feeder but my blog partner Proud FA is. I consider him Feederism’s philosopher king.His many feedees consider him their savior. I know for a fact that his feed sessions have rescued many BBW’s from the abyss of deep dark depression and brought them forth into the sacred light of gluttony. His legendary feed sessions at the NAAFA conventions would make a Roman orgy look like a hunger strike. His piggies don’t puke. Proud FA first plies them with booze and or weed and lot’s of it. BBW’s can hold their liquor unlike the fat feminists who hold the licker by the ears. After they let down their inhibitions the fun would begin. I would sit by while these once shrinking violets would cover Proud FA’s skinny body in marshmallow, caramel syrup, M&Ms, fudge syrup and sprinkles and devour him like hogs at trough. I would post some stills form these sessions but it gets pretty graphic and Proud FA and I still need to remain anonymous as we are both still active NAAFA members and moles. We do not want to blow our covers at this time. We are working behind the scenes to reform NAAFA from within and restore it to what its founder Bill Fabrey had intended. I digress.

One feed session can be a life altering event for the feedee. In one fell swoop it often eliminates the guilt some people have about enjoying food. When feedees realize that gluttony is normal behavior it becomes a life changing experience for them. For many such as myself it is a religious experience. Food is our God. PRAISE GLORIOUS FOOD! Acceptance is a life changing experience. Accepting a fat body is easy. Fat bodied women women love to flaunt it. If you don’t believe me look around you or GOOGLE a BBW or SSBBW image search. BOING! The tough part in fat acceptance is accepting and feeling good about the gluttony. Two thirds of Americans has all accepted their fat bodies. The next step is to make them super duper fat and eat like there is no tomorrow. Life is short EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT sleep and EAT some more.

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Open your mouth sweet fat girl

Can you imagine a more tender moment than this?

You gotta Love this Belly

You gotta Love this Belly
One of Proud FA’s hotel hotties

Clearly feederism is a vital pillar in the FA movement.

A final thought and warning. Feeding has its risks. The greatest risk is diabetic coma. Most gainers are diabetics. Please check the comment section because Proud FA AKA the Feeder King will explain the finer points of feeding. For now let is suffice to say. FEED WITH FATS AND OILS. SWEETS CAN BE DEADLY IN LARGE QUANTITIES!

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Don’t try this at home. Inexperienced gainer dead from diabetic coma.

Proud FA recommends that all new gainers work with an experienced feeder. It is the hope of BFB that sometime in the future feeders will have to be certified by a government agency to avoid these needless deaths. We are hoping that foods that are not Feedee safe contain warning labels.

Proud FA’s Feeding 101

Before starting any serious feed session think safety first. Tube feeding is a no no. Only the most advanced feeders and feedees should attempt tube feeding. While tube may be a great way to pump in the calories into a gainer, the artful feeder uses great tasting food, praise and guile to get the gainer to eat to her full capacity.

Feed with fat! Butter, cooking oil, bacon, peanut butter, lard, cracklins, heavy cream and soft cheeses are by far the best choices. Think of it as an extreme version the induction phase of the Atkins diet. Periodically introduce some carbs to stop ketosis. Peanut butter is wonder gainer food. Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches washed down with heavy cream is a great way to feed.

Use a bib if your feedee is clothed. Ample Stuff makes a wonder prduct they call Big Bib. Feeding can get messy.

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Big BIB

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Rub and pat her belly and tell her how hot she looks. Praise her eating.



>Fat Acceptance’s Unsung Hero

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>Back in the days when NAAFA meant National Association Aiding Fat Americans its founder and the father of fat acceptance Bill Fabrey never lost sight of that vision. Today Bill Fabrey is aiding fat bodied folks by providing them with ingenious products designed especially for the special needs of fat bodied folks. Bill is the proprietor of the wildly successful company Ample Stuff. Bill is not afraid to tackle the problems fat bodied folks face that the hens currently running fat acceptance don’t want to talk about. I am speaking of the hygiene and toileting challenges fat bodied folks face. I will admit, as a feeder I can tell you with great authority that sometimes BBW’s and SSBBW’s can have a rank odor especially in places they are unable to reach. Many fat bodied folks are not aware that Ample Stuff exists to fill their special needs.

Ample-Sponges

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These thirsty butt wands sop it up where you need it most!

Ample sponges are a godsend for fat bodied folks that have a problem reaching “back there”. I can only imagine the back sprains the fat bodied folks get from twisting and contorting to reach “back there”. These Ample sponges are also great for cleansing in between the fat folds as well as wiping those hard to reach super sized butts. Ample sponges are just one example of the wonderful products Ample Stuff offers. They also sell portable bidets, scales that go up to a whopping 1000 pounds, seatbelt extenders, a 96″ measuring tape, (a must for every feeder and gainer) and a plethora of other thoughtful offerings for the super fat bodied folks.
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1000-Lb Wide-Platform Digital Scale

1000-Lb Wide-Platform Digital Scale

Bill’s Ample Stuff has been serving the needs of the super fat bodied for over two decades. Bill is truly one of FA’s unsung heroes. Bill Fabrey is to fat acceptance what Thomas Jefferson was to democracy. If it were not for Ample Stuff the lives of fat bodied folks would be unpleasant at times. If it were not for Bill Fabrey there would most likely be no fat acceptance movement.

There are many other heroes but the greatest and the most neglected is Bill Fabrey. I will be writing more about him and as I explain why he started NAAFA but let it suffice to say that Bill’s motivation for starting NAAFA is the greatest love story of all time. Bill Fabrey, we at Bigger Fatter Blog we salute you.

Great John’s Johns Bring Worry Free Pooping To All Fatlings
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Being a serious feeder I have worked part time in a restaurant as a manager. If you are a feeder and you want to meet gainers restaurants are a best bet. It where to food is! Sometimes as a manager you are forced to take care of unpleasant problems. One of those problems is stopped up toilets. Fat folks, God bless em tend to break and plug toilets. It’s only natural. They are heavier and they produce more poop cause they eat more food. They require more toilet tissue and as a result they damage and clog standard undersized toilets.

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How many times has this happened to you? Plunger it you skinny skank!

The size of the average person’s butt has increased dramatically over the last 30 years.
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These amply asssed SSBBW’s are living proof the Atkins diet really works.

Most toilets made today are manufactured from designs dating back to the early 1960´s. In the past, the pleadings of big and tall people went unanswered. For this reason fat friendly GJTC engineers, medical doctors and artists took to the task of creating a NEW GENERATION of products satisfying the needs of today’s customers. Our goal was to create the most comfortable and safe toilet for Large-Size people in the market. The other challenge was to make a toilet that
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