>Airlines and Obese Passengers: Should they pay for two seats?

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>I Fat Bastard will allow the video to speak for itself.

Please feel free to speak freely. This is the new fat acceptance and we allow diversity of beliefs and opinions. Rumor has it the passenger in question is Reverend Big Lard Ass.

 ATT: Slowly but surely I am reposting my articles on Posterous. Google places a warning on my blog simply because some jealous fat girls whined. Posterous has a better look especially for images. I like the Google format but I don’t like the censorship even though the warning has increased the BFB audience and page views. The BFB audience is about and for fatling not porn.
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>Bigger Fatter Blog May Be Leaving Google Blogger

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>One thing that has made Bigger Fatter Blog and the NEW fat acceptance a success is the simple fact that unlike the NAAFA style fat acceptance we don’t censor. The old angry fat girl NAAFA style fat acceptance has been a catastrophic failure for over 40 years simply because like the hateful paranoid cowardly Nazis they are the severely limit speech and squelch debate.

Sadly Google has caved to complaints by the crazy man haters in the fatosphere and place a warning on Bigger Fatter Blog. Google has not examined the content of Bigger Fatter Blog for “offensive” content. Instead the took the word of a bunch of censoring Nazis.

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If the pug ugly thugs in the fatosphere want to fight dirty then I will fight dirty too. I would ask our readers to file complaints to Google about any and all NAAFA style blogs as being offensive and dangerous.

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TAKE THOSE WHINEY WOMYN DOWN!

>Fat Bastard and Bigger Fatter Blog Presents Free BBW Video Fattitude.

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>What’s Your Fattitude Score? Take the Fattitude Test.

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>To be a true fatling you need a high FQ (Fattitude Quotient). With help from CG Brady and a few of my gluttonous friends I, Fat Bastard designed a fattitude test or FQ test. Unlike IQ which pretty much remains static your fattitude quotient or FQ can rise and fall throughout your life.

Weight loss guru CG Brady proclaims, “Lose the fattitude lose the fat.” Who wants that? Other than having weight loss surgery or being in a Nazi death camp the only way to lose weight is to lose the fattitude. We at Bigger Fatter Blog we  to — KNOW YOUR FATTITUDE! At the end of this test we will show you ways to increase your fattitude. Having an accurate measurement of your fattitude is more important than having an accurate measurement of your fat. In the case of the gainer a sober inventory of your essential fattitudes is crucial in making the gains you desire and in the case of the loser aka dieter indentifying and reducing your fattitudes is crucial for weight loss.


The Fattitude Test

This test has a series of statemnts that will measure your fattitude quotient. Simply respond to the staetments and tally your score. The higher your score the more fattitude you have. On a scale of 1 – 5 rate how true these statements are regarding your fattitudes. 0 = Totally False, 1 = Mostly False, 2 = Slightly True. 3 = Mostly True, 4 = Totally True, 5 = True with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Answer as honestly as you can.

1. Food is love.


2. I’d rather sit than move.


3. If there were only one channel I could receive on my TV it would be the food network.


4. Flavor means much more to me than nutrition.


5. Food is better than sex.


6. I prize tasty food above good healthy.


7. I prize food above my family.


8. Society should accomodate the special needs of fat people.


9. It is impossible to be too fat.


10. I steal food.


11. I will circle a parking lot in order to save a few steps.


12. I will use a fatty scooter at Walmart even though I don’t really need one.


13. I am or am becoming to fat to wipe my butt but I don’t care.


14. I don’t feel guilty about getting free medical care because of my obesity.


15. Fat people are now the new Niggers.


Tally your score!

What your score means.


0 – 10 =  Little to  no fattitude. Move to Sparta and worship MeMe Roth.


10 – 20 = A shadow of fattitude. You will eat tasty food as long as it is healthy.  You still pick health and social responsibility over food but you will have a slice of birthday cake.


20 – 30 = A a loud whisper of fattitude. You did pig out once on Thanksgiving but went straight to the gym on Friday but went for pizza after that. Most of your eating is mindful but you will feast now and again.


30 – 40 =  Moderate fattitude. You often have seconds and desert. You say that you rarely eat fast food but that is not true. You still cook often but you avoid rabbit food.


40 – 50 =  Major fattitude. You go to fast food restaurants and while you eat salads you add lots of cheese and dressing. You have few meals at the dinner table and rarely use a knife fork or spoon.


50 – 60 = Uber  fattitude. You have pig outs with friends regularly and you waddle. You C-PAP machine is your best buddy.


60 – 70 = Mega fattitude. You have often polished off an entire bag of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. Food is your God. You really know how to throw your weight around and you do it well. Everytime you take a dump it’s a tripple flusher.


70 – 75 = Ultimate fattitude. You know that vegetables are what food eats. You proudly strut or wheel your fat self around. You are large and in charge. You make Kate Harding look like a fat hater and the patients at the Brookhaven Obesity Clinic look like runts. You have reached the Belly Boy class of obesity and fattitude and you deserve a hearty BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA and a couple of pies.

How to Increase Your Fattitude



The Famous Belly Boy Burger

1. EAT! It sounds a bit simplistic but the more you eat the more you will want to eat.

2. Watch shows about food. Food shows are like porn for fat people. Seeing food and people eating while making yummy sounds increases your desire for food just as watching porn increases your desire for sex.

3. Hang out with fat people and eat with them. This is fun and you will discover new foods and new fat freinds. While it is good to eat alone it’s better to eat with other fatlings. Fattitude is contagious.

4. Use a power chair whether you need it or not. Not only will riding in a power chair or scooter save calories it will increase your sloth. Remember, live smart not hard.

5. Know that you are entitled and get all the freebies that you can. Learning how to milk the system even before you become too fat to work will give you the skills you will need to navigate the social service maze.

Follow these five steps and before you know it you will have supersized your fattitude.

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>Fat Bastard’s Fat Friendly 13 Days of Christmas For Fatlings & Gluttons

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$easons Greedings From Bigger Fatter Blog 

Keeping with holiday tradition I, Fat Bastard would like to present to our readers my fat friendly version of the Twelve Thirteen Days of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me. As our many millions of readers worldwide know, my true love is food so I decided to rewrite this traditional holiday classic to be more glutton and fat friendly. I hope you enjoy this along with your figgy pudding and sugar plums as you celebrate this most greedy and gluttonous time of year…… OINK!

The Twelve Days of Christmas
By Fat Bastard

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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Doves chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French ticklers,
Two Doves chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries and French ticklers,
Two  Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce
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On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jr’s,
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Dng Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two  Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate Bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine fat lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten chefs a-chefin,
Nine Lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten Chefs a-cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jr,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve deep fried drumsticks,
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten chefs a cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce!

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On the thirteenth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Thirteen pigs a-OINKING,
Twelve deep fried drumsticks,
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten chefs a cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers and pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce!

Now that you are drooling over all the food, sluts and fat lezzies see more holiday food, recipes and hot fat sluts and lezzies HERE!

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Fat Bastard and Proud FA wishing you a Merry XXX-Mas and a Happy New Year!

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Ooops! I almost forgot Thinnete and her cousin Skinny Linny

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>Driving With Fattitude: How to Drive While Fat

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>Be fat! Drive fat!
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 Safety first!

There are things that can keep you safe while driving while fat. Fasten that seat belt! Yeah yeah yeah I know that it can take a lot of effort but the cops target us fatlings because they know we are often too lazy to buckle up. Even though it is a lot of effort to reach around and grab that seat belt and shoulder harness, getting a ticket and paying a fine is even worse.


Seat belt extenders
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If you are fat enough to require a seat belt extender chances are you are on disability. The cost could be covered by your disability insurance. Having a seat belt extender not only says you’re fat, it says you’re damn fat! Wear it proudly!


You’re big so drive big! Ride in style!

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Nothing says fattitude more than a Cadillac Escalade. This greedy gas guzzling road hog demands respect and so do you. Let your ride be an extension of your fattitude. A big car will keep you safe!

Fat Driving Etiquette

Because your gas guzzler in an extension of your fattitude, think of it as your royal chariot. Drive like royalty! Use that handicap parking space. It’s your birth right. YOU ARE FAT!

It’s OK to double park. You probably won’t get a ticket and if you have a leanling with you simple drop them off a circle the block until the fetch what you need.

Let the Prius driving leanlings drive defensively. You are driving a tank. Let them think, “Drive defensively, watch out for the other guy” while you think, “Drive offensively, make the other guy watch out for you!”

Eat While Driving.

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Today’s cars are fairly well equipped for eating in but there could be some improvement. I, Fat Bastard, frequent Sonic Drive Inns because you don’t have to lean to get your food at the take out window. Instead a sexy thinling on roller skates delivers your food right to our car. How cool is that.

Some fatlings like to remain parked when they pig out not me. I like to cruise and chow down. Proud FA has installed a food claw in my Yukon. The claw is on a swing arm and it sits in front of me and I am able to eat many foods hands free. Proud has applied for a patent.

During the cooler months keep a stash of goodies in your car. I like peanuts and chips. They keep well.


Don’t let mobility issues keep you from being a road warrior!

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There is a good chance that you can talk your fat friendly doctor into getting you one of these bad boys. Think of the van as the mother ship and think of your scooter as a star fighter and think of yourself as a Jedi warrior while in the scooter and Jabba the Hut when in the van.

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Hot hefty hunny heading for her road hog!

>The SUPER Heavyweights! Reverse Thinspo!

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IMPRESSIVE!

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VA VA VAVOOM!

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WHAT A CORPORATION!

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WHOA NELLY!

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START EARLY and AVOID THE RUSH TO THE BUFFET!

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MAJESTIC! Right click and then click view image.

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PEAR ANYONE? Right click and then click view image.

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DOING GREAT BUT LOSE THE DIET COKE!

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PILLOW ARM ACTION!

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MORE MASSIVE MAJESTY!

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STAND PAT STAND FAT!

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MORE MANLY MAJESTY!

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WHY ARE YOU WEARING SLIMMING BLACK?

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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR JONES. YOU LOOKED BETTER FAT BY FAR!

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I AGREE! WLS MAKES EVERYONE WANT TO VOMIT!

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LOOK AT THOSE SKINNY ANKLES! EAT!

Stop pedophiles! BOYCOTT AMAZON! 

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