>Obesity IS Fun… For Men Too!

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>For many many years the joys of morbid obesity has been a pleasure mostly reserved for the girls but thank to our good friend and obesity gluttony promoter Teddy Bear, the leading internet voice in obesity promotion obesity, gluttony and getting curvy is now no longer the realm of the fat girls. That’s right real men get fat. I think I need to put a caveat there. Fat men are less manly than real men but they are men none the less.

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No longer buzzed on Oxycontin but high on life, defacto GOP chairman Rush Limbaugh swinging his sexy male boobs to and fro as he extolls the righteous virtues of greed and gluttony.

Teddy out of his love for morbid obesity and his great sense of humanitarianism has started this outstanding Yahoo group.

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Teddy has literally turned morbid male obesity into an art form. All of us Fat Admirers know how beautiful and sexy they obese female form is.

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Gorgeous SSBBWs sitting a spell. BOING!

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Can you handle the truth? Jack Nicholson shows that not only are women more beautiful when pregnant but so are men!

Once again, Teddy Bear, America’s leading obesity promotion pioneer is blazing new trails and breaking new ground. Thank you Teddy for bringing the joys of morbid obesity to the world!

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Fat boy pulling his micro pud.
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Fat hubby wearing the horns of the cuckold.

Cuckolded by their fat, fat boys like Teddy and Bigger Fatter Blog’s own fat Bastard find a way to enjoy sex. Fat sissy boys use their very creative minds to enjoy sex even when they are too fat to perform with a woman. Many have impressive collections of pornography while others enjoy watching their chubby wives being serviced by a man who is physically capable of satisfying them. Small dicked fat men have be batting in the clean up spot for years. Many fat girls have told me that fat men are as good at cunnilingus as any fat feminist bull dyke. It was the late Tupac Shakur that said, “Skinny niggaz can really throw the dick” and according to the BBW’s I service what Tupac says is true but they also say the same is true for us skinny honkys.

I am not vaunting to the fact that we skinny guys have dicks like anacondas and the endurance of a work horse because that is a given. I am actually complaining a bit because we end up doing all the work when servicing a BBW or an SSBBW. Rarely will a BBW get on top and it would be downright dangerous for an SSBBW to try to ride the big one. Real FA’s are not into crushing. We like to fuck. It is hard to say who has more pleasure a fat sissy or a real man. Teddy would tell you that the joys of morbid obesity and greedy gluttony far out weight the studliness of a real man. Fat Bastard has always said the the sexiest part of the body is the brain. That is where we feel pleasure. As a FA I am constantly in training to be a stud. We studs workout and do lots of cardio. We want fat women to swoon over our hard bodies and they do just as they get the vapors from our superior cocksmanship but this all takes work. Guys like Teddy and Fat Bastard eat and beat off. Like all fat guys they are constantly eating and they can flog their little dickettes anytime they want. Guys like me rarely beat off because we are in demand. Am I complaining? No way! All I am saying is that the grass in always greener. Don’t go thinking that fat men are being deprived because fat women so disrespect them and their lack of manliness. Fat guys have fun. The more they embrace the gluttonous lifestyle and their obesity the more fun they will have.

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Don’t pity fat guys they are having a ball!

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>Brits Hate Tits

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Leave it to those big eared buck toothed bastard Brits to stigmatize boy boobs.

Once again those pencil necked Euro”peons” across the pond purposely purloin the perky male boobs (moobs) of pudgy pubescent boys. Instead of telling boys to accept their jiggly jugs of joy British butchers (surgeons) are lining their pockets by deboobing bulky boys….BOO! And shame on you Briton.

Sorry England but American men love their moobs. If you want to get rid of some male boobs I suggest you start with Parliament. American men are fine with their moobs. Even skinny guys are electing to get moob jobs. America leads the world when it comes to silicone beef-ups. If you don’t believe me look at these ta tas. https://i2.wp.com/i39.photobucket.com/albums/e160/Kala1974/moobs.jpg and these massive melons. https://i0.wp.com/www.kimbell-associates.com/Chiefs%20Site/moobs.jpg

If you Brit twits think moobs are unmanly I would suggest you step into the ring with these two American originals Big Vicera and The Butterbean. Either one of them would crush your Lennox Lewis.
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Big Vicera WWE’s other “Sexual Chocolate” and American original “The Butterbean” These men are role models for American boys everywhere. You Brits can can keep your bean pole models like tawdry twit Twiggy and your freakish Boy George, we have real beauties like the Queen of Soul Miss Aretha Franklin and Kirstie Alley. Any red blooded American man would take Aretha any day.

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Emaciated English tart! Classic American Beauty!

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Kirstie Alley SMOKIN HOT!

The Brits need to learn a little R E S P E C T ! and maybe they will realize they are a Chain Chain Chain of Fools. Massive male mammary glands or mits as the Brits call them, are simply a natural occurrence that happens as a result of estrogen. Fat men simply have more estrogen and less testosterone due to their fat. That should be looked on as a good thing. I am sure Teddy Bear, a leading expert on the morphing effects of male obesity will offer his vast expertise in the comment section regarding the formation of moobs, estrogen and the emasculating effects of obesity on men.

I have posted the article from one of England’s biased state run tabloids. The article was written by some British quack MD and proponent of their failed socialized medical care. Once again, SHAME ON YOU ENGLAND! Once again USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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Phases of the Moob

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MAN-BOOBS are the latest cause of anxiety for body-conscious teens.

Doctors at Alder Hey Hospital in Liverpool have reported a growing number of BOYS wanting breast surgery to reshape their “moobs”. Experts blame the increase in gynaecomastia – a condition in which males develop breasts – on soaring obesity rates.
Surgeon Christian Duncan, who has operated on 20 lads in the past year, says: “These are firm breasts – something a woman would be proud of.”
But Sun doctor Keith Hopcroft reckons top-heavy teen boys just need to exercise more.
Here – alongside our guide to see how you measure up – he explains why.



A BREAST epidemic is every adolescent boy’s dream. But not when it’s the boys who are affected – and especially if it’s starting to overwork our plastic surgeons. It’s not all bad news, though. For starters, the label “moobs” sounds pretty harmless, and rightly so, because they are rarely caused by anything serious. It’s also a cuter word than mockers or mits. And, although the docs are worried about those boy-boob jobs, it’s worth crunching some numbers. About 65 per cent of 14-year-olds suffer breast swelling. Yet Alder Hey plastic surgeons operated on only 20 last year.
Conclusion? Most boys avoid the knife. Perhaps moobs are just getting more publicity – and more ops may mean that rather than the problem getting worse, blokes are happier to seek help? So let’s get a grip. Starting with the moobs themselves. If they feel like lumps of fat, they probably are. Especially if you are, too – because being overweight is a common cause.
The other type of moob involves a firm disc of genuine breast tissue. The cause here is a hormone imbalance – hence the link with puberty.Excess lard plays a role, too, by boosting your “female” hormones.
In most cases, gynaecomastia goes on its own. There’s rarely any underlying problem, though use of cannabis or anabolic steroids or medication side-effects can be a cause.So what do you do if you’re joining the moob masses?
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Konan the Boobarian!

Answer: Exercise more and eat less – weight loss will deflate most moobs. A visit to the doc is reasonable if you have other symptoms, but you can expect reassurance and a lifestyle makeover long before you get anywhere near a scalpel.

ATT BFB Readers: If you do just the opposite you can maintain and grow your moobs AKA massive male mammary glands!

Gallery of more man boobs.

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 Manly Melons!
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 Simon says MOOBS!
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 Jugs for JEEEEEEsus!
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SMOOOOOOOOOTH!

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The only falsies here is what comes out of his mouth. Newt is a real man boob!

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Come on Governor Huckabee we know you bloated the Arkansas state budget with your greedy and Godly fat boy gluttony now let’s see your massive minister moobs.

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This man boob Ann/Mann Coulter needs a breast beef up. Show her some of that famous compassionate conservatism and donate some of your Godly Republican boob blubber to her before she shoots someone.