>Thinlings Facing Extinction:

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>SAVE THE THINLINGS!

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Thinling Nurses: A fatling’s best friend


I’m sure the man hating loons of the old and irrelevant and maladroit NAAFA style fat acceptance will cry traitor at this article I am about to write. OK girls, let’s hear your simpleminded, predictable and nonsensical diatribes. Our faithful readers will give them the drubbing they deserve. Fat Bastard will shoot down your half baked boneheaded logic with one brain tied behind his back. Bring it on you crazy bitches.

Unlike the crazy hate mongering paranoid yeast beasts of the old fat acceptance those of us in the new fat acceptance don’t think that everyone is out to get fat people but then again men and even sissified fat men don’t go through life with the tragic victim mentality so typical with fat girls.

As we all know Americans have taken the lead in most everything. We won the space race and now we lead the world in consumption. Americans are by far the world’s greatest consumers. I can proudly say that Americans are the worlds biggest and greediest gluttons. Our greedy gluttony has made the US the engine of the world’s economy and that is a good thing. Greed and gluttony are good but can we have too much of a good thing? I didn’t think so but unlike people like Kate Harding the numbers don’t lie. I am pleased as punch that 73% of Americans are fat or obese but it really does appear that we are rapidly reaching a tipping point. In my opinion and in the opinion of many other experts America may actually be getting too fat. The bottom line is, we soon will not have enough thinlings to serve the needs of the fatlings.

Lets start with the military, national security and combat readiness. Fatlings rely on cheap gasoline for their gluttonous SUVs. With our military getting too fat to fight soon the US will not be able to assure a secure and affordable supply of petroleum. This will impact more negatively on fatlings than on thinlings. Thinlings will do as the do now. They will buy smaller fuel efficient cars, motor scooters and they will walk. The following excerpts from the latest Pentagon report illuminates this frightening problem.

Pentagon Report Shows Obesity In U.S. Military
Doubled Since 2003
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Washington, DC (AHN) – A new Pentagon study finds that the number of troops diagnosed as overweight or obese has more than doubled since the start of the Iraq war, another example of the stress and strains of continuing combat deployments.

According to the report, “Stress, fat spouses and return from deployment were the most frequently cited reasons for gaining weight. The largest increase in diagnoses of overweight and obese troops came in the last five years.”

Proud FA commentary: I live in a military town and I pork many military wives and as the readers of Bigger Fatter Blog know, I only pork fat women.

The report, published in the January edition of the Defense Department’s Medical Surveillance Monthly Report, raises concerns about military’s ability to meet increasing levels of demand.

The number of service members diagnosed as overweight increased after 2003, according to the study, and today nearly one in 20 are diagnosed as clinically overweight.

The weight-gain trend is not the only trend to develop within the military after six years of war and back-to-back deployments. Other trends include steadily rising suicides and divorce rates among soldiers and Marines and increased prescription drug use in the Army.

“Overweight/obesity is a significant military medical concern because it is associated with decreased military operational effectiveness,” the study said.

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Our police force is quickly becoming too fat to serve and protect.


Officer Rotunda Watts enjoying a snack.

The thin blue line is quickly becoming the thick blue line as portly police pack on pounds.

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The thinlings are fighting back because as we know thinlings pay more in taxes than fatlings so they are pissed. Folks, it hurts to say this but it needs to be said. Thinlings are taking punitive measures to get rid of obese cops.

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Here is an interesting article about how the Ohio state highway patrol is trying to control obesity and overweight officers. While it is rare, officers can be dismissed for exceeding their target weight for 24 months in a row. Honestly, of all the people who need to be in decent physical condition, I would put police and fire/rescue at the top.

Ohio’s highway patrol is among just a handful of state patrols that allow punitive measures against troopers and sergeants who fail to meet weight requirements. Union contracts in Alaska and Massachusetts also allow for removing overweight troopers from duty, although that rarely happens, said National Troopers Coalition chairman Mike Eades.

The rate of police officers who are overweight or obese has grown along with the general American population in recent years, said Dr. Steve Farrell, who teaches police agencies how to implement fitness programs at the nationally respected Cooper Institute in Dallas.
Police officers and troopers may spend most of their workday sitting, either in patrol cars or at desks, but they must be prepared for sudden, extreme amounts of physical effort, such as running after a suspect, Farrell said.

Some states like Alabama have begun surcharging obese employees for their health insurance since there is a direct correlation between obesity and health care costs. This is a good way to encourage people to take responsibility for their lifestyle choices. But interestingly enough, one of the police officers that was interviewed said this- “If you say to people, ’We’re going to punish you,’ you’re not going to get people to volunteer to comply,” said Weisman, a retired Columbus police sergeant. “It doesn’t motivate them.” I find that to be a very ironic statement coming from a police officer. While we certainly need to encourage people to make the right diet and exercise choices, I think it is entirely appropriate to “punish” people who refuse to do so- either through higher premiums or through “time off” like the Ohio state patrol uses. I think the threat of losing your pay is a very effective incentive. In fact, I’m pretty sure that money is the only incentive that people really respond to because it is obvious that poor health and obesity related diseases have no effect on most folks.
I can just hear the stupid bitches like Kate Harding pissing and moaning about this. Wake the fuck up you ignorant douche bag! If people are costing the system more then they should be paid less PERIOD! Speaking of periods, Kate is always on hers.
Obesity if not stopped at it’s current rate will eventually become too much for the thinlings to handle. Society needs manual laborers. Thinlings will soon be at a premium. Currently 27% of the US population is comprised of thinlings. That number will dip to under 20% by 2020 and the number of fatlings capable of gainful employment through manual labor will drop drastically due to the steep increases in morbid, super morbid and super super morbid obesity. Think of it like this. Let’s say a plague wiped out honey bees. The worker bees are the ones that gater honey and spread pollen so that crops will bear fruit. Thinlings are very much like worker bees. Fatlings who are like the king and queen bees cannot servive without them. Who’d gather the nectar? Who’d protect the hive? Who’d service the queens? There will be a huge percentage of fat men unable to service a woman and especially a fat women. Being that less than 20% of the US male population will be thinlings and the majority of them will prefer female thinlings there are going to be a whole lot of angry and bitchy BBWs and SSBBWs.

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>FAT HATE BONANZA!

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>I really had some apprehension about posting this hateful garbage that I found online on a message board. I will not post the addy of the site because I don’t want to give them any free publicity but let it suffice to say this was on a fitness site. We all know how cruel those roid monkeys can be.

I am still so flabbergasted at the cruel mockery of these lovely BBW’s that I remain at a loss for words. Perhaps Teddy and Fat Bastard can talk me down but right now I am livid!!! I will add more editorial comments regarding this smudge on fat people and the movement. So watch for this article to change. I am sure Fat Bastard will want to add his outrage to this abomination.

Upon further reflection and a good talking down from Teddy Bear, I have regained my composure. I have spoken with fat bastard he reminded me that no one ever rushes to a fat man’s defense the way I rushed to the defense of these much maligned ladies. Fat men have feelings too and they also suffer the cruel ridicule persecution that fat women suffer. I suppose if a bunch of skinny skanks like Me Me Roth and her band of fat haters started a similar thread about fat men people would laugh and think it was OK.

For Men Only (this is serious man stuff)

I am sure some of you put on the beer googles and porked a fatty. Luckily I got married before most women got fat. I have porked a few voluptuous babes but I have never porked a pig but I bet some of you younger guys have. As men, we all have a minimum standard. Clearly minimum standards have declined given the obesity crisis. Lots of standards have declined because of the obesity crisis.

When it comes to women and sex, what is your minimum standard? In other words how fat does she have to be to make Mr Happy recoil and shrivel up out of fear?

Pick the ones you would do. Then pick the ones you would need beer goggles for. Then pick the ones you would do for a million bucks. Then pick the ones you would rather die than pork.

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Patty Perhaps I’d hit that.

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Fatty Baluca

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Orca Porka Is this male or female? I can’t tell!
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Dora Doritos She has an extra body part!

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HOLY SHIT!

>Fat Friendly Candidate Fat Friendly Party

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This sexy SSBBW may lose her Medicaid if Obama gets his way

Follow closely fellow fatlings this may get complicated. You know me, I only deal in facts so let’s look at the facts. While John McCain’s home state of Arizona has a lower obesity rate than Obama’s Illinois don’t let that give you the impression that a McCain administration will not be fat friendly. They will be at least as good as Bush. Sarah Palin’s Alaska has a higher obesity rate than Joe Biden’s Delaware. However, how fat a state’s population is should not reflect positively or negatively on a candidates fattitude. What really matters is who is supporting a candidate and why they are getting that support. Who will support the McCain ticket and who will support the Obama ticket? Let’s look at the map and see which state have the most fattitude.

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As you can see the red states are the fattest and they are solidly behind the McCain/Palin ticket. Most fat people will be voting for McCain/Palin. Anyone who watches Paula Deen is probably a McCain supporter.It gets more complicated than that.

The Democrats are tax and spenders. They are already talking about a fat tax and you know darn well if Obama gets in a regressive federal fat tax won’t be far away. Do you think Karl Rove a fat man will allow a fat tax? Karl Rove a portly BHM as are other McCain supporters like Rush Limbaugh, Rev. John Hagee and Hillary hater Dick Morris allow something as terrible as a fat tax?
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If you think Obama’s health care plan is going to be fair to Fat People think again. He, like that witch Hellary Clinton is prattling on about personal responsibility which we all know is their code word for diet, exercise and lifestyle change. What self respecting fat person wants that sort of change? Like typical socialists the Dems want to stick their noses in our personal lives. Health care for us fatlings is fine. Once we get SSI for being too fat to work everything gets paid for. I know. We already have free health care. Why would we want to change that?

Let’s take Iran. We are too fat to serve so if McCain wants to continue Bush’s military adventurism none of us will have to fight….We’re too fat and besides we need to stay here at home and fight the more important battle against fat phobia. FAT AMERICA FIRST!https://i0.wp.com/www.americantroopsupportteam.com/american%20flag.jpg

Don’t be worried that McCain is military and all gung ho about fitness It is a little known fact, when it comes to military service Dems out number Conservatives about 3 to 1. McCain is chubby. Obama is a toothpick with ears. I bet Obama is a fat hater.

I know this flies in the face of conventional wisdom but when you examine the facts, Republicans are by far the fat friendliest.

Mississippi legislators this week introduced a bill that would make it illegal for state-licensed restaurants to serve obese patrons. Bill No. 282, a copy of which you’ll find below, is the brainchild of three members of the state’s House of Representatives, Democrats W. T. Mayhall, Jr. John Read, and Bobby Shows. The bill, which is likely dead on arrival, proposes that the state’s Department of Health establish weight criteria after consultation with Mississippi’s Council on Obesity. It does not detail what penalties an eatery would face if its grub was served to someone with an excessive body mass index.

As you can see Mississippians will not let a couple of Liberals dictate what people can eat. Mississipi is solidly behind McCain. I am sure that the misguided loud mouthed feminazi women making noise in the fatosphere are Obama supporters but the vast majority of fat voters, the corpulent and silent majority will be backing fat freindly McCain.

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>NAAFA’s MISTAKES

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NAAFA’s position on fat acceptance has been schizophrenic and disingenuous. What first comes to mind is their position on feederism. Nearly all NAAFAIANS are either feeders or gainers. The average NAAFA convention is pretty much “Have Feeding Tube Will Travel”. Every feeder knows that a NAAFA convention is is a plethora of plumpness primed to be pumped with wonderfully sweet and savory concoctions compliments of the friendly feeder’s feeding tube. This year’s 2008 NAAFA Convention is being held July 9th – 13th in fat friendly city of Los Angeles California.
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NAAFA has aligned itself with the feminist movement which seems to run counter to both movements. The feminist movement is in its last throes and it is dragging fat acceptance down with it. Fat feminism is indeed silly. Fat bodied women are the the most self-confident and strident women on the planet and the do not need some man hating dykes telling them that men are oppressing them when it is skinny women who are being oppressed and exploited like cattle as they are starved and paraded up and down cat walks and made to look weak and hideous. Fat women are not these meek little kittens who purge and starve. The fat bodied female is the alpha female. She is strong and she does not need to be told that she isn’t. She does not need some emotional vampire telling here that she is oppressed or damaged when nothing could be further from the truth.

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NAAFA has been asked by its critics if it is possible to be too fat. NAAFA has danced around that issue for years when all they should have done is answer with a resounding NO! One can not be a fat acceptor and claim that anyone is “too fat”. As NAAFA skirts that issue they make outrageous claims that fat bodied people are as healthy or healthier than people of typical size. That is just too much hog wash for the rational mind to handle. We are far less healthy physically but we are much healthier mentally because we are pleasure seeking gluttons and there is nothing wrong with that.

NAAFA’s greatest failure is the fact that they do not speak for the vast majority of fat bodied people. In fact most fat bodied people have never even heard of NAAFA. NAAFA has been on a rapid decline for many years. The once noble NAAFA started by Bill Fabrey is a mere shell of its former self. NAAFA has been hyjacked by a bunch of kooks that everybody laughs at. Back in 1969 when Bill started this once noble cause NAAFA stood for National Association to Aid Fat Americans. Bill’s vision was to help fat bodied Americans.

NAAFA today stands for National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance. Therein lies the problem. NAAFA went from a human rights organization to an organization with a vague and confused mission and an overly zealous political and social agenda.