>Fat Bastard’s Heart Attack

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>Teddy Bear, my fabulous fat friend and all the other faithful readers of Bigger Fatter Blog sorry I have been unavailable. Fat Bastard my friend and blog partner has suffered a mild cardiac event. I received a frantic call for Fat Bastard’s sister letting me know that Fat Bastard we in the ER at out local hospital for severe chest pains and shortness of breath. His EKG and blood tests revealed that Fat Bastard had a cardiac event. The found blockages in two of his arteries

Fat Bastard is doing fine. They had to Roto Rooter one artery and put a stent in another. There was minimal damage to his heart muscle. He came through that procedure with flying colors. We all breathed a huge sigh of relief. Fat Bastard is not doing well emotionally. You know how those type A large and in charge grizzly bears can be. He nearly hit the ceiling when his doctor mentioned dieting. He was fit to be tied when the doctor suggested gastric bypass surgery. It was not pretty.

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The good news is Fat Bastard is OK. There is only minor damage to his heart. He is home but his spirits are low. Keep him in your prayers.

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Fat Bastard in the ER in great distress Fat Bastard being prepped by fat friendly tech. Notice fat friendly chair

>Weight Loss Surgery Butchery

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Weight Loss Surgery Butchery

October 13, 2008 by fatterbastard

If there is one thing everyone in the fat acceptance community agrees upon and that is weight loss surgery is barbaric practice. There death rate from gastric bypass is 1 in 100. The barbarians who do this surgery claim a lower mortality rate but they would be lying like the lying liars that they are. Below is an example of the sort of butchery a weight loss surgery patient is in for if he submit to this slaughter.

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A Thanksgiving turkey gets more respect!

Carnie Wilson is the poster girl for WLS and as you can plainly see she gained most of the weight back. This highly dangerous procedure does not even work. Soon Carnie will be back to her normal 300+ pounds accept that she will not be enjoying food the way she once did.

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Carnie Wilson is rotund again. You go girl!

>Fat Friendly Candidate Fat Friendly Party

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This sexy SSBBW may lose her Medicaid if Obama gets his way

Follow closely fellow fatlings this may get complicated. You know me, I only deal in facts so let’s look at the facts. While John McCain’s home state of Arizona has a lower obesity rate than Obama’s Illinois don’t let that give you the impression that a McCain administration will not be fat friendly. They will be at least as good as Bush. Sarah Palin’s Alaska has a higher obesity rate than Joe Biden’s Delaware. However, how fat a state’s population is should not reflect positively or negatively on a candidates fattitude. What really matters is who is supporting a candidate and why they are getting that support. Who will support the McCain ticket and who will support the Obama ticket? Let’s look at the map and see which state have the most fattitude.

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As you can see the red states are the fattest and they are solidly behind the McCain/Palin ticket. Most fat people will be voting for McCain/Palin. Anyone who watches Paula Deen is probably a McCain supporter.It gets more complicated than that.

The Democrats are tax and spenders. They are already talking about a fat tax and you know darn well if Obama gets in a regressive federal fat tax won’t be far away. Do you think Karl Rove a fat man will allow a fat tax? Karl Rove a portly BHM as are other McCain supporters like Rush Limbaugh, Rev. John Hagee and Hillary hater Dick Morris allow something as terrible as a fat tax?
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If you think Obama’s health care plan is going to be fair to Fat People think again. He, like that witch Hellary Clinton is prattling on about personal responsibility which we all know is their code word for diet, exercise and lifestyle change. What self respecting fat person wants that sort of change? Like typical socialists the Dems want to stick their noses in our personal lives. Health care for us fatlings is fine. Once we get SSI for being too fat to work everything gets paid for. I know. We already have free health care. Why would we want to change that?

Let’s take Iran. We are too fat to serve so if McCain wants to continue Bush’s military adventurism none of us will have to fight….We’re too fat and besides we need to stay here at home and fight the more important battle against fat phobia. FAT AMERICA FIRST!https://i0.wp.com/www.americantroopsupportteam.com/american%20flag.jpg

Don’t be worried that McCain is military and all gung ho about fitness It is a little known fact, when it comes to military service Dems out number Conservatives about 3 to 1. McCain is chubby. Obama is a toothpick with ears. I bet Obama is a fat hater.

I know this flies in the face of conventional wisdom but when you examine the facts, Republicans are by far the fat friendliest.

Mississippi legislators this week introduced a bill that would make it illegal for state-licensed restaurants to serve obese patrons. Bill No. 282, a copy of which you’ll find below, is the brainchild of three members of the state’s House of Representatives, Democrats W. T. Mayhall, Jr. John Read, and Bobby Shows. The bill, which is likely dead on arrival, proposes that the state’s Department of Health establish weight criteria after consultation with Mississippi’s Council on Obesity. It does not detail what penalties an eatery would face if its grub was served to someone with an excessive body mass index.

As you can see Mississippians will not let a couple of Liberals dictate what people can eat. Mississipi is solidly behind McCain. I am sure that the misguided loud mouthed feminazi women making noise in the fatosphere are Obama supporters but the vast majority of fat voters, the corpulent and silent majority will be backing fat freindly McCain.

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>Fat People Have High Self Esteem No Thanks to Fat Acceptance

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A picture speaks a thousand words. Fat acceptance would like you to believe that fat people suffer from low self esteem. Nothing could be further from the truth. A study of 100 pre and post weight loss surgery patients found that the only improvement psychologically for WLS patients was less worry about health issues. In reality that is false hope because statistically WLS actually decreases lifespan and it kills one in 100 patients/victims. I have always known that fat is not a psychological disease whereas anorexia and bulimia are most certainly a brain based psychological disrders. No evidence exists that fat people’s emotional and psychological states are any different than the general population. The crazies in the fat acceptance crowd like Kelley Bliss with their “We’re all victims of fat hatred” and fat haters like MeMe Roth have confused body image with self image. If fat bodied people really suffer low self esteem, they would not accept being fat and they would maintain a healthy weight. We are not a bunch of weak-willed gluttons. We choose and embrace our size as well as our gormandizing ways.

The following article by Psychologist Roberta Themes PhD further amplifies the position of Bigger Fatter Blog.

The Myth Of Low Self Esteem In Overweight People

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Did you know that the idea of a fat person having low self esteem is a myth? Humans come in various shapes and sizes. Every psychological test given to overweight people indicates that if you are fat you are as mentally healthy, or unhealthy, as anyone in the general population. There is nothing about overeating that is associated with poor emotional health. In fact, it is possible that obese people are emotionally stronger than slim people because many slim folks who were interviewed said they’d stay at home if they were obese.. they would not have the psychological fortitude to be seen in public if they were heavy.
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There was a time, right here in the USA, when only the most successful folks were heavy and everyone else tried to emulate them. Large bodies were proof of robust health and substantial wealth. But, in America in the 21st century fat is out, thin is in.

Obesity is not a psychological disorder. Obesity is not an eating disorder. Fat people have a genetic predisposition to gain weight and if they wish to conform to today’s ideal of slimness and if they want to maintain good health, they must counteract their inborn biological impulses. This is possible. Difficult, but possible. Particularly possible if you have a diet buddy or buddies.

Our genes may give us the capacity and tendency to eat much and gain much, but it is our environment, our habits, that permit the tendency to flourish. Thankfully, we can change our environment and thus fool Mother Nature. You can be a slim person, after all. You can counteract your inborn biologic capacity.

Dr. Jules Hirsch, the famous obesity researcher at Rockefeller University, says that obesity should be treated as a chronic disease for which there is no cure but for which there are management techniques. And those techniques do work. But, it’s up to you to apply them every day.

You override your genetic destiny when you eat when you are not hungry or when you eat only low-calorie foods when you are hungry. It’s the gene that opens your mouth that is responsible for overeating.

How do you want to manage your weight? You can do it, you know. You can go for surgery and staple your stomach. You can go to a diet doctor and get lots of pills. You can stop eating solids and go on a liquid diet. You can get group support via the Internet. You can lessen urges by acupressure, acupuncture, or aversion therapy. You can count calories or fat grams. You can use hypnosis. And the list goes on and on. There is no shortage of diet programs.

In my practice everyone who wants to lose weight does lose because we add hypnosis to the mix. Hypnotic suggestions make it easier to stick to whatever program you decide to follow. And it is crucial to follow a program. Talk to others and find out about a program that may be new to you. Remember, any diet program will work if you follow it.

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These people are really fucking happy and we don’t need them portrayed as tragic victims by the fat haters and the fat acceptance loony birds.

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>Do Not Apologize For Your Appetite

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We in the Fat Acceptance Movement lose credibility when our members make outrageous statement like “I weigh 400 pounds and I only eat 900 calories a day.” That one does not even pass the giggle test. We need not apologize for our gluttony and gormandizing. We did not get fat because we hate food. We love food and we should love food. Life is short and it is doubtful that there is a god so what we do on earth won’t matter when we are gone. I for one will not apologize for my gluttonous hedonism and neither should you.

Food is glorious. It is better than love by far. It never rejects you. Unlike “God” it never ignores your pleas. If love were better then parents would not be raising obese kids who will suffer ridicule from this fat hating society and allegedly a lifetime of health problems but let’s not get on that slippery slope right now. No, this is about being unapologetic and guilt free about eating as much as we want, when ever we want and what ever we want.

I love feeder chat on Dimensions Magazine. I love calling these lovely BBWs pigs and the love it too. I love looking at extremely fat women. Most men do. If you do a Google image search and type in BBW you will find image after image of BBWs unashamedly showing off their lovely large bodies but if you Google terms like skinny woman (who’d want to?) and you will find mostly fully clothed stick girls. My point is fat women need not apologize for how much they eat. That is a sure way to develop an eating disorder. Do what I and other fat men do eat all you want and if someone has a problem with that just tell them to F off!

Our matra needs to be “You can’t ever eat to much and you cannot ever weigh too much so don’t judge us” I am hoping for a paradigm shift in the Fat Acceptance Movement. There is too much infighting and the cause of that infighting is because many of us in the movement will not say, “Yes that’s right I eat 6000+ calories a day everyday. You got a problem with that?