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 I, Fat Bastard and my blog partner Proud FA have hotly debated what’s better, porking a fat girl or boning a skinny chick. I promised our readers we would debate this topic.  Our moderator was our good friend Coach Gaines (CG) and we were fortunate enough to have the Chef there as an expert commentator. I have added some pictures of skinny girls and fat girls to help illustrate the points Proud FA, the Chef and I made.

CG: Gentlemen we will be debating the virtues of porking  vs  boning. Let’s start with you Proud FA. You have porked hundreds of fat girls so tell us why you think porking is better than boning.

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Proud FA: Coach, all guys want to get laid and we don’t want to have to jump through hoops to make it happen. Because fat girls are often sluts and there are so many of them these days a guy can score like their was two guys in the penalty box an empty net. Plus fat girls are more likely to be uninhibited. They are when it comes to food so it would follow that it would be the same with food.
   

                                                                              

FB: For guys like Proud FA that may be true but – – and it a big BUTT – – when you are a big fat ass like me it is not always possible to pork a fat girl and you certainly don’t want one on top. That could be dangerous!!

CG: Fat Bastard makes a good point fat boys have a very difficult time getting their dick in a fat girl unless they are hung like our good buddy the Chef. How do you respond to that.

Proud FA: Coach, when skinny guys like us party we party hard, when we feed we feed hard and when we fuck we fuck hard. I’d get all bruised if I boned a skinny chick they way I used to fuck fat girls. Like they say, the bigger the cushion the better the pushin.

FB: Who wants to do all that work? Who wants to take the risk of some fat girl doing the reverse cow girl on you and breaking your legs. Even skinny guys unless they are hung like the Chef can only pork fat girls in the missionary position.

CG: Let’s ask the Chef what he thinks about that and whether he can verify that. Chef how hard is it to go doggie style on a fat girl?

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The Chef: As you know the Chef is a big man with a big appetite. The Chef loves the ladies and the ladies love the Chef be the Chef ain’t got no wood for them SSBBW, God bless em so the Chef can only pontificate about porkin the BBWs with big butts.

You take a pear shaped BBW with a 50+ inch Sir Mix a Lot ass and your small to averaged dicked

fat White man would would have a hard time poppin that ghetto booty coochie doggie style. Also your BBW’s like to lay on their backs while the Chef makes sweet love to them.

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Even this here brotha is havin a hard time popping that coochie.

CG: Thank you for clearing that up Chef. Proud FA what is the absolute best part about porking a fat girl.

Proud FA:  That’s hard to say but if I were to pick one thing is would be their sluttiness. Fat girls will do anything to get the sausage. I have done things to fat girls that you wouldn;t do to barnyard animals and they loved it.

CG: Fat Bastard what is the one best thing about boning a skinny chick.

FB: As you know coach there is nothing a fat boy wants to do more than eat and thinling pussy is the caviar of cunt. It’s always fresh and clean.  There is nothing like laying the tongue to a sweet fresh pro ana pussy and boy do they appreciate it. And you know what they say? The closer to the bone the sweeter the meat. Fat girl gash is always nasty and often yeasty. My worthy opponent  Proud FA will even admit to that.

CG: Proud, Fat Bastard makes a point so would you agree about fat girls having rank muff?

Proud FA: A lot of them do but I think we should defer to the Chef as he does eat fat girl gash more than I do and to be fair I usually put them in a hot tub first during the feed to get them cleaned up down there but many fat admirers have a saying – – No Muff Too Tough!

Like a bloodhound, Proud FA sniffs BBW’s giant snapper for possible yeast infection!

At the famous NAAFA pool parties you can bet that the wise feeder/FA checked for yeast. Another advantage of the pool and the hot tub is that it will knock down the yeast and flush a lot of it out. If there is enough chlorine in the pool it will help kill the yeast beast.

CG: Chef, what are your comments?

The Chef: It depends on how fat they are. If they be just plump and thick they usually ain’t all that nasty but when they become somewhere between a BBW and a SSBBW they do get more stinky. The Chef has also boned skinny ladies and they always smelled really good. They are gourmet.  BBW’s and SSBBW’s sweat and fart

more, they can’t reach back to wipe and they got the yeasty maw. It can be funkier down there than a Bootsy Collins bass line and cream cheesier than Philadelphia. They cover it up with perfume but as you know, the Chef has a degree in culinary nutrition from the prestegious Johnson and Wales cheffin school and the muff divers their have a sayin that goes like this: “If if smells like fish, it’s a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.” The skinny brothas who can really throw the dick also have a sayin, “If your good with the pole you ain’t gotta lick the hole.” and it is no secret that Proud FA can really beat up SSBBW pussy. That would be why he don’t do no fat pussy eatin unless he wants to.

CG: This question is for Fat Bastard. What’s the worst thing about boning a fat girl?

Fat Bastard: They just lay there and expect you to do all the work. I surf a lot of porn so I’m used to seeing really hot leanlings. It’s tough enough getting it up for a fat girl let alone keeping it up and like the Chef said, you got the yeast. Fat guys and fat girls are not all that compatible.

CG: Proud FA, what is the worst thing about boning a skinny chick?

Proud FA:  There really isn’t anything wrong once you get to boning them, The problem is they have high standards. They can be real sluts in bed but getting them to bed is the problem.  Many of them want to be in a realtionship first. That’s how it was with my fiance Thinnette.

CG: Tell us about Thinnette and how she stacks up against fat girls in the sack. Fat Bastard asked me to ask you that question.

Proud FA: Wow! that puts me in a tough position but in all honesty Thinnette wins. Fat Bastard is sneaky by slipping in that question but I must say sex with Thinnette is mind blowing. 

She’s very considerate and other than giving head she’s the best I have had and I have porked many many many fat girls. She’s clean smelling and I really like going down on her. It took a while getting used to having her ride me as I was never into squashing but now I love it!   She also has endurance.  Fat girls tend to get tuckered out. Being ridden by a skinny women is great. Having an SSBBW on top can be scary especially if she’s drunk or high. They can do a lot of damage!

CG: Chef, I’m gonna let you have the last word.  Chef what is your opinion seeing as how you have porked and boned a lot of different women of various sizes.

The Chef: The Chef has indeed made sweet love to many fine ladies of all sizes so the Chef has a certain level expertise when it comes to makin sweet love to fine thick ladies. However, like the Chef said, he ain’t got no wood for them SSBBWs and that was primarily the ladies that Proud FA used to pork. The Chef likes his ladies like he likes his steak; tender,  juicy, pink in the middle and a bit on the thick side. The best sex the Chef ever had was with a fine lady of color who stood about 5’6″ and weighed in at about 150 pounds with a big bootie. We both had a little of the sticky green (for medicinal purposes only as the Chef is a bit gouty in the leg) the Chef put on some Barry White, popped open a bottle of fine wine and we then made sweet love for many many hours.

Special commentary from the Chef:

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As an expert in culinary nutrition and The Chef’s vast experience makin sweet love to BBWs, the Chef would like to draw your attention to the darker skin between this lovely BBW’s plump thighs. It ain’t from makin sweet love with the Chef or other men of color. It’s from chronic yeast infections that ooze out of her coochie. This BBW has had many irritatin yeast infections and this in because she be eatin too much refined sugar. Also, she probably ain’t been havin good bowel movements because she ain’t gettin no fiber and milk can be constipatin and then you got the butt wipin issues that also spread the sugar eatin yeast into her honey hole.

The Chef is in full agreement with Proud FA, the Dean of feederism when he says, Fat fattens best! This BBW should be eatin pork rinds, cracklins, olives, peanuts, (look how good peanuts work for elephants) and of course Chef salads.

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Some fat girls come with yeast warnings for those of us who don’t like tartar sauce on our red snapper.
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Please leave a comment and tell us who you think won the debate.

Your host,

Fat Bastard

PS:   There are some great European FA blogs and sites that understand the need to include feederism in the FA movement. Here is is a great portal to all things fat that has been kind enough to link to Bigger Fatter Blog British FA Portal and stay tuned to Bigger Fatter Blog for a wonderbar German fat fraulien portal to even more FA treats. Those Germans are great feeders as are the Brits.

This is Fat Bastard and the Chef reminding you to  EAT!