>What the Bible Says About Fat People

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>Because Bigger Fatter Blog is open to fatlings of all races, creeds and color we thought we would appeal to our fatling Christians by presenting the Christian view on fat people.

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Fat boy Rev Jerry Falwell.

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First of all, it is important to understand that God really likes fat. So I suppose he likes fat people, too. (He’s probably overweight himself.)
All the fat is the Lord’s. — Leviticus 3:16
 
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Even God’s sword is fat (and bloody).
The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness. — Isaiah 34:6
 
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God even likes fat animals. He plans to feed people to to them to make them nice and fat.
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Speak unto every feathered fowl, and to every beast of the field … Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes of the earth … And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you. — Ezekiel 39:17-19
 
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God makes the diligent fat. (Lazy people are always skinny.)
The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat. — Proverbs 13:4
 
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God makes liberals fat, too. (I guess religious liberals should be the fattest of all.)
The liberal soul shall be made fat. — Proverbs 11:25
 
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If you put your trust in God, he will make you fat.
He that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat. — Proverbs 28:25
 
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Being fat is is sure sign of righteousnous in the eyes of God.
The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree … they shall be fat and flourishing. — Psalm 92:12-14

>Fatspiration: A salute to Teddy Bear

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>As many of you know there is a pro anorexia movement. The unenlightened jealous man hating fat girls in the old fat acceptance movement make a big deal about it. The pretend to care about these young ladies who starve themselves and greatly exaggerate the number of deaths caused by a genetic disorder called anorexia nervousa. In reality there are between 65 and 200 deaths per year from anorexia according to the CDC’s Office of Rare Diseases. As a fat rights advocate and obesity promoter it would be hypocritical of me to insult, chastise or judge people in the pro ana movement. Just as Proud FA like to in his word “pork” fat women, I, Fat Bastard like em skinny. As a greedy fat gluttonous bastard I like skinny chick because they have low self esteem unlike fat women who have very high self esteem. Being that skinny chicks have low self esteem I can get them to have sex with me and sometimes I don’t even have to pay them.

Teddy Bear is perhaps the greatest voice in the new fat acceptance movement. While Teddy’s expertise is in gaining, fat anatomy, soma types and obesity health and nutrition he too is a strong advocate for fat rights and obesity for all America. It is people like Teddy Bear who have helped create this nation of obese and greedy gluttons. This year 400,000 of us will eat ourselves to death and that number is growing in leaps and pounds thanks to people like Kelly Bliss, NAAFA founder Bill Fabrey, Conrad Blickenstorfer feederism’s philosopher king, our own ProudFA aka the Dean of Feederism, the lovely Joy Nash, Big Fat Dynamo, and the list goes on. All these people have recieved accolades but now it is time to salute the NEXT BIG THING in fat acceptance let’s have a big cyber round of applause for Biggest Fattest Blog owner and inspiration to all of use in the NEW fat accpetance movement soon to be the fattest man on earth TEDDY BEAR!! For those of you who don’t know it Teddy Bear is going to be the fattest man on earth. What greater representative for the NEW fat acceptance than having a man that will make Michael Habrenko or the late Hambone look like a stuck boy.

Teddy in honor of you Bigger Fatter Blog presents this pictorial essay;

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A mere stick boy compared to what Teddy Bear WILL become!
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HA HA HA show off, even now Teddy makes you look like the runt of the litter.

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OK Twiggy enough with the horizontal stripes. You are not fooling anyone!

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Finally a worthy challenger. Mexicans really are hard workers and this guy is proof!

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Michael Hebranko Brookhaven sellout. WHAT A WIMP!

Teddy, I hope you enjoy these images and please know that we at Bigger Fatter Blog have confidence that you will beat these bean poles. Eat EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!!

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EAT!

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EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT
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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN and FELLOW FATLINGS; LET ME PRESENT: Obesity Pioneer, Visionary, Obesity Nutritionist, Fat Assed Sissy boy, Blogging Genius, Artist, Author, Gaining and Gluttony Guru, Fat Rights Activist, Obesity Promoter and soon the next holder of the Guiness Book of World Records world fattest human, your friend and ours the immortal, from the great state of Texas, Texas Jew boy… TEDDY BEAR!!

From Teddy’s Biggest Fattest Blog:

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What I Hope To Achieve

Right now I weigh about 400 pounds. The cartoon drawings of myself depicts the level of super super obesity that I most sincerely hope to achieve someday, to set a new worlds record!