>Driving With Fattitude: How to Drive While Fat

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>Be fat! Drive fat!
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 Safety first!

There are things that can keep you safe while driving while fat. Fasten that seat belt! Yeah yeah yeah I know that it can take a lot of effort but the cops target us fatlings because they know we are often too lazy to buckle up. Even though it is a lot of effort to reach around and grab that seat belt and shoulder harness, getting a ticket and paying a fine is even worse.


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If you are fat enough to require a seat belt extender chances are you are on disability. The cost could be covered by your disability insurance. Having a seat belt extender not only says you’re fat, it says you’re damn fat! Wear it proudly!


You’re big so drive big! Ride in style!

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Nothing says fattitude more than a Cadillac Escalade. This greedy gas guzzling road hog demands respect and so do you. Let your ride be an extension of your fattitude. A big car will keep you safe!

Fat Driving Etiquette

Because your gas guzzler in an extension of your fattitude, think of it as your royal chariot. Drive like royalty! Use that handicap parking space. It’s your birth right. YOU ARE FAT!

It’s OK to double park. You probably won’t get a ticket and if you have a leanling with you simple drop them off a circle the block until the fetch what you need.

Let the Prius driving leanlings drive defensively. You are driving a tank. Let them think, “Drive defensively, watch out for the other guy” while you think, “Drive offensively, make the other guy watch out for you!”

Eat While Driving.

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Today’s cars are fairly well equipped for eating in but there could be some improvement. I, Fat Bastard, frequent Sonic Drive Inns because you don’t have to lean to get your food at the take out window. Instead a sexy thinling on roller skates delivers your food right to our car. How cool is that.

Some fatlings like to remain parked when they pig out not me. I like to cruise and chow down. Proud FA has installed a food claw in my Yukon. The claw is on a swing arm and it sits in front of me and I am able to eat many foods hands free. Proud has applied for a patent.

During the cooler months keep a stash of goodies in your car. I like peanuts and chips. They keep well.


Don’t let mobility issues keep you from being a road warrior!

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There is a good chance that you can talk your fat friendly doctor into getting you one of these bad boys. Think of the van as the mother ship and think of your scooter as a star fighter and think of yourself as a Jedi warrior while in the scooter and Jabba the Hut when in the van.

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Hot hefty hunny heading for her road hog!

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>Japan is the Fat Friendliest Country on Earth

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>I think I’m turning Japanese. I think I’m turning Japanese. I really think so. The Japanese have always had great reverence for fatlings and the following video shows just how great fat boys in Japan have it. The Japanese are the greatest people on earth!

私は日本の転換だと思う。私は日本の転換だと思う。私は本当にそう思います。日本人は常に肥えたの偉大な畏敬の念を持っていたが、次のビデオは、日本に大きな脂肪の少年たちはそれを持ってどれだけを示しています。日本人は地球上で最大の人々です!

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Japanese women are generally skinny and really sexy and they love fat boys like me, Fat Bastard.

日本の女性は一般的に、本当にセクシーな痩せていると、彼らは私のような脂肪の男の子が大好きです。

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We fat boys spend a lot of time in doctor’s offices and hospitals and too often we are looked after by fat angry hairy nurses who only like skinny guys. Nurses in Japan are all skinny and HOT! 

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Angry American nurse on right.

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I’d beat the shit out of Godzilla if they’d let me live in Japan. I, Fat Bastard love Japan. What a country! What a great culture! 

Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! 

>Confessions of a Fat Admirer. The Dean of Feederism Comes Clean.

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First off let me publicly apologize to Fat Bastard and my girlfriend Thinnettte. I have been a real asshole to both of you. Fat Bastard is like more than a brother to me. He is part of me. When I saw that Fat Bastard my hero, my friend and my kindred spirit was mortal I panicked. Seeing your hero with tubes sticking out of him all battered and bruised is devastating. I was angry with Fat Bastard for almost dying. When Fat Bastard dies a part of me will die and I needed to come to terms with that. What helped me deal with it was the wise words of Reverend Big Lardass and his assurance that Fatlings like Fat Bastard will be immortal in fatling heaven. Thank you Reverend.

I have put Thinnette through hell. Thinnette is the only woman I have ever loved and at times it scared the hell out of me. I have porked hundreds and hundreds of fat girls and I have boned a few thin chicks but Thinnette is the first woman I have actually made love to. That feeling was more potent than I could have ever imagined. It was overwhelming and totally against the person I thought I was. So here I am having an identity crisis and a spiritual crisis all at the same time but it gets even worse. I also was still fighting my fetish for porking porkers. For me resisting a fat slut would be like a starved fatling trying to resist a cheese cake. The task was monumental. I kept bringing home nasty yeast infections to Thinnette who had never has a yeast infection in her life. Even if you use a condom and shower thoroughly fat girls have so much yeast not only in the crotches but in their folds that you need to soak in Cruex and bleach to get it all.

I saw a therapist and had aversion therapy so that I would stop porking fat girls. CG Brady warned me and said that while it works it has some unwanted side effects. He was right. Not only did I have an aversion for fat girls I had an aversion for all fatlings, even fat kids. I felt ashamed because my best friend in the whole world is Fat Bastard. I felt worse than ever. After reading some of Teddy’s and the Good Reverend’s wise and kind words I decided to contact our friend and sometimes adversary CG Brady to undo what Dr Evil had done to me with his aversion therapy. Dr Brady’s methods were effective. Now I am still turned on by fat girls but not nearly as much as I was and when I think about their yeasty maw and the hurt I put Thinnette through I become ambivalent. Thank you Dr Brady and thank you for your flexible payment plan.

I am not out of the “Tiger Woods” yet and this mia culpa won’t means squat if I backslide. I cannot apologize enough to Fat Bastard and Thinnette. I can only try to make it up to them as best I can. I cannot thank Fat Bastard, Thinnete, Fat Bastard’s sister Gwen, Teddy, Dr Brady and the Rev enough even if I lived 10 lifetimes. All I can say is thank you, thank you, thank you.

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While it is still OK to appreciate fat girls as an object of erotic art I can no longer lust for them. This will be tough for me because of my long history of porking fat girls. The fact is even the sluttiest fat girl is no match for Thinnette in the sack. Thinnette has enough stamina to keep up with even me and as you all know my NAAFA porkathons were legendary. Fat Bastard has long extolled the sexual prowess and consideration of skinny women and I never really got it until I met Thinnette. She’s had to scrape me off the ceiling more than a few times. The only thing that fat girls may be better at is giving head. A lot of guys say that.

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Thinette is the love of my life!

Fat girls like the ones I was porking behind Thinnette back can be brutal sluts. Sure the wanted to get porked by me but they also wanted to hurt Thinnette. They are a competitive and catty bunch. They want everyone they work with to be fatter than them so that they won’t be the fattest. If you are thin like Thinnettte and you are the only thin one among a pod of fat girls you a like a wounded fish. The following describes how Thinnette felt when she was younger.

All my life I’ve been skinny. It’s not my fault; I haven’t done anything to become this way. I’m an active girl, I have a high metabolism. But I eat a lot and I’ve never once attempted to lose weight by starving myself or throwing up.
Skinny girls have body issues too. I’ve been accused of being anorexic and bulimic several times. I’ve been denied the right to hanging out with one of my best friends because I was a “bad influence”. Her mom wrongfully assumed I had an eating disorder.
It seems like everyone is striving for skinny, but skinny isn’t all that great. Skinny makes me self conscious. Girls I’ve known forever comment on how thin I am and either say they wish they were this skinny or that I need some meat on my bones. People attempt to feed me. They tell me to eat steak, they come up with these plans to make me gain weight.
“I EAT!” I want to scream at them. I eat as much as everyone else, more even! Every time I’ve gone to the doctor they tell me I’m healthy. They tell me I’m normal. I’m fine. There’s nothing wrong with me and I don’t need food shoved down my throat, thank you.
Then there’s the “curvy” girls. “Guys like curves. They don’t like stick thin girls.”
When people say that it pretty much just means to me “guys don’t like you, Morgan”. I’m well aware that I’m not exactly eye catching to the guys. I don’t need to be reminded every day that my body isn’t perfect. I’m alright with my body some days but there are others when I wish I had boobs and a butt and those “curves” that everyone seems to love.
Everyone is a little insecure sometimes, but it never seems to help that people talk about me having an eating disorder or say things about guys not liking skinny girls. Why is it that when normal girls think they’re fat everyone tells them “oh it’s ok, you’re not fat, you’re fine!” yet when it’s me that’s feeling insecure there’s nothing but mean comments? If I tell people I don’t like being skinny they don’t tell me that I’m fine the way I am, they get mad and tell me that I should feel lucky to be skinny. But people of all sizes have insecurities.
I want to like my body and I want to be happy with the way I am. I am happy sometimes; I don’t feel I need to gain weight, and I probably won’t. But it’s hard sometimes to hear the things people say about me and skinny girls in general. I’m insecure. But I guess I’m fine how I am and I don’t need to change. There are so many different body types and I guess I got the skinny type. I just wish other people could accept that, too.

I was a size bigot. I only porked fat girls and I never stopped to think how shallow I was being because I was brainwashed by the old fat acceptance fat girl sophistries that said that fat girls are the only victims of size discrimination. That may have been true when fat girls were a small minority but it has not been true for a very long time in spite of what the old dying FA movement would like you to believe.

As Thinnette got older the cruel taunts and the shunning she got for being lean only made her stronger. Men liked her better and not just for her looks. They liked the fact that she was not some big fat drama queen and that really drove the fat girls nuts. By me porking them I could have wounded Thinnette in unfathomable ways.

There you have it friends and readers of Bigger Fatter Blog. I’m back and I am going to redouble my efforts and focus like a laser beam on my work with NAFAM and NIFAM and promote the joys of morbid obesity and hyper gluttony advance fat acceptance into the next decade.

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