>In the Kitchen With Fat Bastard and Proud FA

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>This will be a recurring theme on Bigger Fatter Blog. We’re fat and we like to eat. We like our food fast, easy and tasty. This part of Bigger Fatter Blog will be dedicated to simple, quick and yummy dishes that will satisfy the most discriminating glutton. There will be no complicated or time consuming recipes featured here. This is not Malto Mario, Ina Garten or Iron Chef. This is real cooking for real gluttons and those people who like to feed them.

Sweet and Savory Meatball Delight

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This is a sweet and savory holiday favorite that is so tasty it will make you want to slap Kate Harding. Well, we all want to slap that nasty dog faced bitch.

Ingredients:

Precooked frozen Sam’s Club Meatballs. (I buy the six pound bag)
4 – 12 oz bottles of Heinz Chili Sauce (Don’t use a substitute)
2 – 12 oz jar of grape jelly (I prefer Welch’s but if you have a favorite brand use that)

Pour the chili sauce and and the jelly into a Crock Pot of other slow cooker and then at frozen meatballs. Make sure the are all covered. Usually about half the bag. Place the lid on the Crock Pot and turn it on hi for an hour then turn it to low. This is not critical

Note. The longer they cook the better they will taste.

Serve in a bowl or fill a hoagie roll. Eat and enjoy.

Calories per serving 1200.

The next recipe is one Proud FA calls Bar Cookie Decadence Lasagna. Cookies can be very time consuming with steps like measuring and mixing the ingredients, greasing the cookie sheets cookie sheets, spooning the cookie dough onto the sheets, putting them on the sheets, checking them to see if they are done and then taking them of the sheets. Who wants to do all that? We want to Eat!

A Variation on the Theme “Cock Tale” Wiener Deluxe

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Once they’ve had you sweet and savory balls it time to introduce them to your hot hot and spicy wiener action.

4 – pounds smoked cocktail wieners

24 – ounce apple jelly

24 – ounce Guldens Spicy Brown mustard

Place all ingredients into a super sized Crock Pot https://i2.wp.com/z.about.com/d/inventors/1/G/N/U/RT.GIF and simmer for 1 hour. Serve warm.

Serves 4 BBWs or 2 SSBBW’s

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Bar Cookie Decadence
Lasagna

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Ingredients:

8 – Tubes of cookie dough. Mix and match and be creative.

4 – Bags Giradelli chocolate chips

4 – Bags butterscotch chips

2 – Sticks of butter softened

8 – Cups of red and green M&Ms

Preheat oven to 350

Smear four cookie sheets with one stick of butter.

Using your hands spread a tube of cookie dough into each cookie sheet an sprinkle a thick layer chocolate chips and or the butterscotch chips on the first layer then smooth on another tube of cookie dough over the first layer.

Cover the tops with 2 cups of M&Ms each and back for 20 – 25 minutes. Do not over bake! Let cool.

EAT!

They say that candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. BBW’s love Bailey’s Irish Cream but they will swoon when the get a taste of Chocolate Eggnog Seduction.

Proud FA’s Chocolate Eggnog Seduction.

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Ingredients:

1/2 Gallon Eggnog (Cold)

1 – Quart heavy cream (Cold

2 Cans Hershey’s Genuine Chocolate Syrup

1 – Quart Creme de cacao

1 – Pint Spiced Rum)

1 – Pint Brandy

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Fat girls love marshmallows!

Marshmallows (optional) Float a generous handful in each cup.

Note if she’s an SSBBW you may want to substitute Bicardi 151 rum or Everclear for the brandy and spiced rum. The bigger they are the more alcohol it requires.

In a punch bowl thoroughly mix all the ingredients. Serve with some Barry White or Luther Vandross.

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After a few cups of Proud FA’s Chocolate Eggnog Seduction these red hot & sexy SSBBWs will be sliding up and down your chimney as you shout out with glee. HO HO! HO!!

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Wont you ride my sleigh tonight?

Happy Holidays from your hosts Fat Bastard and Proud FA.

>Glutton: A poem to the glory of gluttony

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> Glutton by Fat Bastard

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G is for the giant portions I eat.

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L is for the lust I have for food

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U is for my uber underbelly

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TT is for the teeth that help me chew

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O is for my over eating nature
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N is for the nastiness of me

Put it all together it spells GLUTTON.

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Something that I really love to be.

I hope all my readers enjoyed this poem. I’m happy top report that my appetite is slowly returning and soon I will be back to my piggy proportions soon. This will be a wonderful journey in unbridled food lust or as the crazy cunts in the FA movement say HAES (Health At Every Size). Who’s going to me the first reader to give me an OINK!