>Upcoming Bigger Fatter Blog Articles

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>None of the other fat acceptance/fat pride/size acceptance/fat liberation/pro gluttony/pro obesity blog are covering the important issue. Luckily I Fat Bastard have competent staff of researchers like Proud FA, Thinnette, and Rotunda Hindenberg as well and expert consultants and contributors like Dr Gerald “Teddy” Bear, the most Reverend Big Lard Ass and the Chef so Bigger Fatter Blog has the people to cover all things fat related.

Here are some of our upcoming stories:

US Military: Fat Phobic?

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In this article we will discuss normalizing fitness standards and the issuing of technology to accommodate obese soldiers such as tracked and armored power chairs, fat friendly cockpits in our air craft, pizza delivery to the battlefield and more duties involving the sitting and flying or driving remote equipment from the safe and comfort of the mess hall.


Dangerous Diets
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As our readers know Bigger Fatter Blog and the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (NAFAM) are not anti-diet. We know that many fatlings try to lose weight and we don’t have a problem with that. We do have a problem with the weight loss industry and its rip off diet scams. We will provide credible consumer information on many of the popular commercial diets such as the deadly Atkins and South Beach Diets and their clones, the safe and yummy Pritikin diet and of course the greatest threat to the obesity bloom, CG Brady’s Weight Loss Solution.

Fat Friendly Cars
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We will discuss why bigger and more gluttonous cars and SUVs are good. We will confront the tree huggers and explain the many advantages to driving a gas guzzler.

The Best Comics are FAT
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Here we will be discussing the funniest fatlings from WC Fields to the late great Sam Kinison. We will delve into why Jackie Gleason was so damn funny whether once bulbous and bawdy Lisa Lampanelli has lost her sting along with her fabulous fat.

Bras for Fat Boys vs Boobectomy: The Beauty of the Man Boobs
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We discussed this before in our article titled Brits Hate Tits (click here to read the article) but this article will focus on the aesthetics of the moob (man boob) and the male bra as a fashion statement. We will again offer some tips on male breast cancers, male breast enlargement and how fat boys can lactate.

Porking Fat Girls VS Boning Skinny Women 
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In this story Proud FA will debate the various pluses and minuses of porking versus boning. I of course will take the pro boning side and Proud FA will make the pro porking argument. Proud FA will proclaim that fat girls are sluttier and give better head and I, Fat Bastard, will discuss how skinny women are more hygienic, do most of the work and how they can get into more sexual positions. I, Fat Bastard, will win this debate.

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>Men, Moobs and Mammograms

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Just as sloth and gluttony has become fashionable so has the moob aka the man boob. Massive meaty male mammary glands are fast becoming fashionable. More and more men are flaunting macho melons. Unfortunately the fashion industry has been slow in recognizing the commercial potential of these hefty he man hooters.

Sadly for America, Japan has taken the lead in the development of men’s over the shoulder boulder holders. America will be importing men’s bras from Japan. Leave it to the resourceful Japanese to recognize the next big thing and beat us to the punch.

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Nippon Brassiere company.

Fat men have enjoyed wearing thong panties for many years so why has it taken so long for clothing manufacturers and designers to produce a man bra for the unique man boob?

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Above: Fat man flaunting his flabby fanny WWE’s Rikishi show his ample ass.

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Chips ahoy! Jack Nicholson growing his man boobs (moobs)

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This guy needs a bird dog bra to turn his setters into pointers.

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Vinnie Barbarino or Vinnie Boobarino?

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American Idol’s boobastic Simon Cowell sporting a perky pair

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Macho Macho Moobs!
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Big bouncy boy boobs!

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The Japanese are always copying us Yanks

OK ladies you have seen a whole bunch of greedy gluttons with gynecomastia but now it is time to stop drooling. Proud FA brought up a serious issue, breast cancer in men. I decided to consult a fat friendly doctor for the skinny on boy boob blubber. Here is part of the interview.

Doctor Sizemore on Moobs
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Dr Sizemore checking for breast and testicular cancer.

Fat Bastard: Dr. Sizemore, do men get breast cancer

Dr. Sizemore: The answer to your question Fat Bastard is yes. Men make up about two percent of all breast cancer cases, but breast cancer in men is often fatal because the symptoms are ignored.

Men would be wise to do a self-exam when they take a shower. Some men’s chests, being flat, will be easier to examine than a woman’s chest is. Guys like you Fat Bastard have breasts that are not unlike women’s breasts. Soaping your breasts makes them slippery and that helps you feel the details of the tissue better. This is true for women, too, of course.

Fat Bastard: That sounds like fun!

Doctor Sizemore: If you find a lump, you should get a mammogram. I don’t think there is a recommendation for routine mammograms for men, but because sadly so few protocols exist, I suggest you do your own extensive literature search.

Fat Bastard: Have you treated many men with breast cancer?

Dr Sizemore: I have had several male patients with breast cancer. I would like to tell you about one in particular.

Fat Bastard: Please do.

Doctor Sizemore: His first symptom was that his left nipple was inverted – it was pulling in. That began to increase and then it became very painful. One night, it hurt so badly that it woke him up. That’s when he called my office. I found a lump so I sent him on to a surgeon.

The surgeon said he didn’t think he had breast cancer, but he tested him anyway and found out what I had suspected. Eventually he went to a breast specialist to have the tumor removed.

Since this experience, I have run into four or five more cases in Herkimer alone. I don’t hear the media talk about male breast cancer though, so I’m hoping to raise awareness.

Fat Bastard: We will be presenting this on Bigger Fatter Blog doctor. We too want to raise awareness. If I told my doctor that I suspected I had breast cancer how would he respond?

Doctor Sizemore: I would expect that many general practitioners would brush you off, send you on your way with some antibiotics.

Since we can’t count on the media for accuracy and balanced reporting, I appreciate guys like you Fat Bastard keeping the public informed.

Fat Bastard: Are men with moobs at greater risk for developing breast cancer.

Doctor Sizemore: I really cannot give you a definite yes because the problem has not been thoroughly studied but I can tell you from my own experience that all of the cases of male breast cancer I have observed in my patients obesity was also present. That makes sense for many reasons. For certain cancers like breast cancer there is a link to estrogen. Fat stores more estrogen. There is also evidence in the medical literature that testosterone can prevent breast cancer. Being that fat men tend to have lower testosterone levels and higher estrogen levels then it would follow that they would be more likely to develop breast cancer. Fat also tends to store more carcenogens and fat people tend to eat more processed foods that are low in anti-oxidants. That too can increase the risks for all sorts of cancers. Fat people do develop cancer at a higher rate than lean people so I would have to say that it is reasonable to conclude that fat men are more likely to develop breast cancer than lean men.

Fat Bastard: As the leading voice in the new fat acceptance it is our duty to keep fat guys informed about health issues. Doctor, should men with boobs get mammograms?

Dr Sizemore: Most doctors would say no but they would be wrong. I strongly recommend men with gynecomastia have regular mammograms.

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Blog readers,

Breast cancer is another risk of gluttony and obesity. If you find the risk acceptable as we do then be fat and pig out like the glutton that you are. If you don’t find that the risks outweigh the pleasures derived from gluttony then don’t be fat greedy gormandizer like us. Because this blog is done in the interest of fat people we give you both sides of the story. I encourage our readers to examine their moobs regularly. Being that moobs are pretty much the same as boobs the examination protocols are the same. If you have moobs you should have a yearly mammogram. If your doctor does not schedule you for one find a doctor who will. In the meantime learn how to perform a proper moob self-examination.

At your service,

Fat Bastard and Proud FA, Leaders of the New Fat Acceptance movement.

PS I have asked Teddy Bear for his thoughts on moobs. For those of you who don’t know, Teddy Bear is a the world’s leading authority on obese anatomy and obese body types ie soma-forms. If you have not read his work on pear and apple shaped bodies please do. It is both highly entertaining and informative. If I may I would like to coin a term for the field of study Dr Gerald “Teddy” Bear has created. I will call it fatanatomy.

EAT LIKE A PIG!

Fat Bastard