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>None of the other fat acceptance/fat pride/size acceptance/fat liberation/pro gluttony/pro obesity blog are covering the important issue. Luckily I Fat Bastard have competent staff of researchers like Proud FA, Thinnette, and Rotunda Hindenberg as well and expert consultants and contributors like Dr Gerald “Teddy” Bear, the most Reverend Big Lard Ass and the Chef so Bigger Fatter Blog has the people to cover all things fat related.

Here are some of our upcoming stories:

US Military: Fat Phobic?

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In this article we will discuss normalizing fitness standards and the issuing of technology to accommodate obese soldiers such as tracked and armored power chairs, fat friendly cockpits in our air craft, pizza delivery to the battlefield and more duties involving the sitting and flying or driving remote equipment from the safe and comfort of the mess hall.


Dangerous Diets
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As our readers know Bigger Fatter Blog and the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (NAFAM) are not anti-diet. We know that many fatlings try to lose weight and we don’t have a problem with that. We do have a problem with the weight loss industry and its rip off diet scams. We will provide credible consumer information on many of the popular commercial diets such as the deadly Atkins and South Beach Diets and their clones, the safe and yummy Pritikin diet and of course the greatest threat to the obesity bloom, CG Brady’s Weight Loss Solution.

Fat Friendly Cars
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We will discuss why bigger and more gluttonous cars and SUVs are good. We will confront the tree huggers and explain the many advantages to driving a gas guzzler.

The Best Comics are FAT
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Here we will be discussing the funniest fatlings from WC Fields to the late great Sam Kinison. We will delve into why Jackie Gleason was so damn funny whether once bulbous and bawdy Lisa Lampanelli has lost her sting along with her fabulous fat.

Bras for Fat Boys vs Boobectomy: The Beauty of the Man Boobs
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We discussed this before in our article titled Brits Hate Tits (click here to read the article) but this article will focus on the aesthetics of the moob (man boob) and the male bra as a fashion statement. We will again offer some tips on male breast cancers, male breast enlargement and how fat boys can lactate.

Porking Fat Girls VS Boning Skinny Women 
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In this story Proud FA will debate the various pluses and minuses of porking versus boning. I of course will take the pro boning side and Proud FA will make the pro porking argument. Proud FA will proclaim that fat girls are sluttier and give better head and I, Fat Bastard, will discuss how skinny women are more hygienic, do most of the work and how they can get into more sexual positions. I, Fat Bastard, will win this debate.

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>Brits Hate Tits

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Leave it to those big eared buck toothed bastard Brits to stigmatize boy boobs.

Once again those pencil necked Euro”peons” across the pond purposely purloin the perky male boobs (moobs) of pudgy pubescent boys. Instead of telling boys to accept their jiggly jugs of joy British butchers (surgeons) are lining their pockets by deboobing bulky boys….BOO! And shame on you Briton.

Sorry England but American men love their moobs. If you want to get rid of some male boobs I suggest you start with Parliament. American men are fine with their moobs. Even skinny guys are electing to get moob jobs. America leads the world when it comes to silicone beef-ups. If you don’t believe me look at these ta tas. https://i2.wp.com/i39.photobucket.com/albums/e160/Kala1974/moobs.jpg and these massive melons. https://i0.wp.com/www.kimbell-associates.com/Chiefs%20Site/moobs.jpg

If you Brit twits think moobs are unmanly I would suggest you step into the ring with these two American originals Big Vicera and The Butterbean. Either one of them would crush your Lennox Lewis.
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Big Vicera WWE’s other “Sexual Chocolate” and American original “The Butterbean” These men are role models for American boys everywhere. You Brits can can keep your bean pole models like tawdry twit Twiggy and your freakish Boy George, we have real beauties like the Queen of Soul Miss Aretha Franklin and Kirstie Alley. Any red blooded American man would take Aretha any day.

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Emaciated English tart! Classic American Beauty!

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Kirstie Alley SMOKIN HOT!

The Brits need to learn a little R E S P E C T ! and maybe they will realize they are a Chain Chain Chain of Fools. Massive male mammary glands or mits as the Brits call them, are simply a natural occurrence that happens as a result of estrogen. Fat men simply have more estrogen and less testosterone due to their fat. That should be looked on as a good thing. I am sure Teddy Bear, a leading expert on the morphing effects of male obesity will offer his vast expertise in the comment section regarding the formation of moobs, estrogen and the emasculating effects of obesity on men.

I have posted the article from one of England’s biased state run tabloids. The article was written by some British quack MD and proponent of their failed socialized medical care. Once again, SHAME ON YOU ENGLAND! Once again USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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Phases of the Moob

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MAN-BOOBS are the latest cause of anxiety for body-conscious teens.

Doctors at Alder Hey Hospital in Liverpool have reported a growing number of BOYS wanting breast surgery to reshape their “moobs”. Experts blame the increase in gynaecomastia – a condition in which males develop breasts – on soaring obesity rates.
Surgeon Christian Duncan, who has operated on 20 lads in the past year, says: “These are firm breasts – something a woman would be proud of.”
But Sun doctor Keith Hopcroft reckons top-heavy teen boys just need to exercise more.
Here – alongside our guide to see how you measure up – he explains why.



A BREAST epidemic is every adolescent boy’s dream. But not when it’s the boys who are affected – and especially if it’s starting to overwork our plastic surgeons. It’s not all bad news, though. For starters, the label “moobs” sounds pretty harmless, and rightly so, because they are rarely caused by anything serious. It’s also a cuter word than mockers or mits. And, although the docs are worried about those boy-boob jobs, it’s worth crunching some numbers. About 65 per cent of 14-year-olds suffer breast swelling. Yet Alder Hey plastic surgeons operated on only 20 last year.
Conclusion? Most boys avoid the knife. Perhaps moobs are just getting more publicity – and more ops may mean that rather than the problem getting worse, blokes are happier to seek help? So let’s get a grip. Starting with the moobs themselves. If they feel like lumps of fat, they probably are. Especially if you are, too – because being overweight is a common cause.
The other type of moob involves a firm disc of genuine breast tissue. The cause here is a hormone imbalance – hence the link with puberty.Excess lard plays a role, too, by boosting your “female” hormones.
In most cases, gynaecomastia goes on its own. There’s rarely any underlying problem, though use of cannabis or anabolic steroids or medication side-effects can be a cause.So what do you do if you’re joining the moob masses?
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Konan the Boobarian!

Answer: Exercise more and eat less – weight loss will deflate most moobs. A visit to the doc is reasonable if you have other symptoms, but you can expect reassurance and a lifestyle makeover long before you get anywhere near a scalpel.

ATT BFB Readers: If you do just the opposite you can maintain and grow your moobs AKA massive male mammary glands!

Gallery of more man boobs.

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 Manly Melons!
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 Simon says MOOBS!
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 Jugs for JEEEEEEsus!
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SMOOOOOOOOOTH!

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The only falsies here is what comes out of his mouth. Newt is a real man boob!

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Come on Governor Huckabee we know you bloated the Arkansas state budget with your greedy and Godly fat boy gluttony now let’s see your massive minister moobs.

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This man boob Ann/Mann Coulter needs a breast beef up. Show her some of that famous compassionate conservatism and donate some of your Godly Republican boob blubber to her before she shoots someone.