>Men, Moobs and Mammograms

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Just as sloth and gluttony has become fashionable so has the moob aka the man boob. Massive meaty male mammary glands are fast becoming fashionable. More and more men are flaunting macho melons. Unfortunately the fashion industry has been slow in recognizing the commercial potential of these hefty he man hooters.

Sadly for America, Japan has taken the lead in the development of men’s over the shoulder boulder holders. America will be importing men’s bras from Japan. Leave it to the resourceful Japanese to recognize the next big thing and beat us to the punch.

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Nippon Brassiere company.

Fat men have enjoyed wearing thong panties for many years so why has it taken so long for clothing manufacturers and designers to produce a man bra for the unique man boob?

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Above: Fat man flaunting his flabby fanny WWE’s Rikishi show his ample ass.

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Chips ahoy! Jack Nicholson growing his man boobs (moobs)

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This guy needs a bird dog bra to turn his setters into pointers.

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Vinnie Barbarino or Vinnie Boobarino?

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American Idol’s boobastic Simon Cowell sporting a perky pair

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Macho Macho Moobs!
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Big bouncy boy boobs!

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The Japanese are always copying us Yanks

OK ladies you have seen a whole bunch of greedy gluttons with gynecomastia but now it is time to stop drooling. Proud FA brought up a serious issue, breast cancer in men. I decided to consult a fat friendly doctor for the skinny on boy boob blubber. Here is part of the interview.

Doctor Sizemore on Moobs
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Dr Sizemore checking for breast and testicular cancer.

Fat Bastard: Dr. Sizemore, do men get breast cancer

Dr. Sizemore: The answer to your question Fat Bastard is yes. Men make up about two percent of all breast cancer cases, but breast cancer in men is often fatal because the symptoms are ignored.

Men would be wise to do a self-exam when they take a shower. Some men’s chests, being flat, will be easier to examine than a woman’s chest is. Guys like you Fat Bastard have breasts that are not unlike women’s breasts. Soaping your breasts makes them slippery and that helps you feel the details of the tissue better. This is true for women, too, of course.

Fat Bastard: That sounds like fun!

Doctor Sizemore: If you find a lump, you should get a mammogram. I don’t think there is a recommendation for routine mammograms for men, but because sadly so few protocols exist, I suggest you do your own extensive literature search.

Fat Bastard: Have you treated many men with breast cancer?

Dr Sizemore: I have had several male patients with breast cancer. I would like to tell you about one in particular.

Fat Bastard: Please do.

Doctor Sizemore: His first symptom was that his left nipple was inverted – it was pulling in. That began to increase and then it became very painful. One night, it hurt so badly that it woke him up. That’s when he called my office. I found a lump so I sent him on to a surgeon.

The surgeon said he didn’t think he had breast cancer, but he tested him anyway and found out what I had suspected. Eventually he went to a breast specialist to have the tumor removed.

Since this experience, I have run into four or five more cases in Herkimer alone. I don’t hear the media talk about male breast cancer though, so I’m hoping to raise awareness.

Fat Bastard: We will be presenting this on Bigger Fatter Blog doctor. We too want to raise awareness. If I told my doctor that I suspected I had breast cancer how would he respond?

Doctor Sizemore: I would expect that many general practitioners would brush you off, send you on your way with some antibiotics.

Since we can’t count on the media for accuracy and balanced reporting, I appreciate guys like you Fat Bastard keeping the public informed.

Fat Bastard: Are men with moobs at greater risk for developing breast cancer.

Doctor Sizemore: I really cannot give you a definite yes because the problem has not been thoroughly studied but I can tell you from my own experience that all of the cases of male breast cancer I have observed in my patients obesity was also present. That makes sense for many reasons. For certain cancers like breast cancer there is a link to estrogen. Fat stores more estrogen. There is also evidence in the medical literature that testosterone can prevent breast cancer. Being that fat men tend to have lower testosterone levels and higher estrogen levels then it would follow that they would be more likely to develop breast cancer. Fat also tends to store more carcenogens and fat people tend to eat more processed foods that are low in anti-oxidants. That too can increase the risks for all sorts of cancers. Fat people do develop cancer at a higher rate than lean people so I would have to say that it is reasonable to conclude that fat men are more likely to develop breast cancer than lean men.

Fat Bastard: As the leading voice in the new fat acceptance it is our duty to keep fat guys informed about health issues. Doctor, should men with boobs get mammograms?

Dr Sizemore: Most doctors would say no but they would be wrong. I strongly recommend men with gynecomastia have regular mammograms.

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Blog readers,

Breast cancer is another risk of gluttony and obesity. If you find the risk acceptable as we do then be fat and pig out like the glutton that you are. If you don’t find that the risks outweigh the pleasures derived from gluttony then don’t be fat greedy gormandizer like us. Because this blog is done in the interest of fat people we give you both sides of the story. I encourage our readers to examine their moobs regularly. Being that moobs are pretty much the same as boobs the examination protocols are the same. If you have moobs you should have a yearly mammogram. If your doctor does not schedule you for one find a doctor who will. In the meantime learn how to perform a proper moob self-examination.

At your service,

Fat Bastard and Proud FA, Leaders of the New Fat Acceptance movement.

PS I have asked Teddy Bear for his thoughts on moobs. For those of you who don’t know, Teddy Bear is a the world’s leading authority on obese anatomy and obese body types ie soma-forms. If you have not read his work on pear and apple shaped bodies please do. It is both highly entertaining and informative. If I may I would like to coin a term for the field of study Dr Gerald “Teddy” Bear has created. I will call it fatanatomy.

EAT LIKE A PIG!

Fat Bastard

>Brits Hate Tits

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Leave it to those big eared buck toothed bastard Brits to stigmatize boy boobs.

Once again those pencil necked Euro”peons” across the pond purposely purloin the perky male boobs (moobs) of pudgy pubescent boys. Instead of telling boys to accept their jiggly jugs of joy British butchers (surgeons) are lining their pockets by deboobing bulky boys….BOO! And shame on you Briton.

Sorry England but American men love their moobs. If you want to get rid of some male boobs I suggest you start with Parliament. American men are fine with their moobs. Even skinny guys are electing to get moob jobs. America leads the world when it comes to silicone beef-ups. If you don’t believe me look at these ta tas. https://i2.wp.com/i39.photobucket.com/albums/e160/Kala1974/moobs.jpg and these massive melons. https://i0.wp.com/www.kimbell-associates.com/Chiefs%20Site/moobs.jpg

If you Brit twits think moobs are unmanly I would suggest you step into the ring with these two American originals Big Vicera and The Butterbean. Either one of them would crush your Lennox Lewis.
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Big Vicera WWE’s other “Sexual Chocolate” and American original “The Butterbean” These men are role models for American boys everywhere. You Brits can can keep your bean pole models like tawdry twit Twiggy and your freakish Boy George, we have real beauties like the Queen of Soul Miss Aretha Franklin and Kirstie Alley. Any red blooded American man would take Aretha any day.

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Emaciated English tart! Classic American Beauty!

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Kirstie Alley SMOKIN HOT!

The Brits need to learn a little R E S P E C T ! and maybe they will realize they are a Chain Chain Chain of Fools. Massive male mammary glands or mits as the Brits call them, are simply a natural occurrence that happens as a result of estrogen. Fat men simply have more estrogen and less testosterone due to their fat. That should be looked on as a good thing. I am sure Teddy Bear, a leading expert on the morphing effects of male obesity will offer his vast expertise in the comment section regarding the formation of moobs, estrogen and the emasculating effects of obesity on men.

I have posted the article from one of England’s biased state run tabloids. The article was written by some British quack MD and proponent of their failed socialized medical care. Once again, SHAME ON YOU ENGLAND! Once again USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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Phases of the Moob

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MAN-BOOBS are the latest cause of anxiety for body-conscious teens.

Doctors at Alder Hey Hospital in Liverpool have reported a growing number of BOYS wanting breast surgery to reshape their “moobs”. Experts blame the increase in gynaecomastia – a condition in which males develop breasts – on soaring obesity rates.
Surgeon Christian Duncan, who has operated on 20 lads in the past year, says: “These are firm breasts – something a woman would be proud of.”
But Sun doctor Keith Hopcroft reckons top-heavy teen boys just need to exercise more.
Here – alongside our guide to see how you measure up – he explains why.



A BREAST epidemic is every adolescent boy’s dream. But not when it’s the boys who are affected – and especially if it’s starting to overwork our plastic surgeons. It’s not all bad news, though. For starters, the label “moobs” sounds pretty harmless, and rightly so, because they are rarely caused by anything serious. It’s also a cuter word than mockers or mits. And, although the docs are worried about those boy-boob jobs, it’s worth crunching some numbers. About 65 per cent of 14-year-olds suffer breast swelling. Yet Alder Hey plastic surgeons operated on only 20 last year.
Conclusion? Most boys avoid the knife. Perhaps moobs are just getting more publicity – and more ops may mean that rather than the problem getting worse, blokes are happier to seek help? So let’s get a grip. Starting with the moobs themselves. If they feel like lumps of fat, they probably are. Especially if you are, too – because being overweight is a common cause.
The other type of moob involves a firm disc of genuine breast tissue. The cause here is a hormone imbalance – hence the link with puberty.Excess lard plays a role, too, by boosting your “female” hormones.
In most cases, gynaecomastia goes on its own. There’s rarely any underlying problem, though use of cannabis or anabolic steroids or medication side-effects can be a cause.So what do you do if you’re joining the moob masses?
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Konan the Boobarian!

Answer: Exercise more and eat less – weight loss will deflate most moobs. A visit to the doc is reasonable if you have other symptoms, but you can expect reassurance and a lifestyle makeover long before you get anywhere near a scalpel.

ATT BFB Readers: If you do just the opposite you can maintain and grow your moobs AKA massive male mammary glands!

Gallery of more man boobs.

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 Manly Melons!
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 Simon says MOOBS!
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 Jugs for JEEEEEEsus!
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SMOOOOOOOOOTH!

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The only falsies here is what comes out of his mouth. Newt is a real man boob!

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Come on Governor Huckabee we know you bloated the Arkansas state budget with your greedy and Godly fat boy gluttony now let’s see your massive minister moobs.

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This man boob Ann/Mann Coulter needs a breast beef up. Show her some of that famous compassionate conservatism and donate some of your Godly Republican boob blubber to her before she shoots someone.