>An Open Letter to Proud FA

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>As may many readers know, Proud FA is my best friend and confidant but lately Proud FA is not happy with me. He feels that I am selling out to the likes of MeMe Roth. He bases this on my recent weight loss (Even though it was induced by medical blunders) and my article titled There are More Important Things Than Fat Acceptance. When you have a series of near death experiences it sort of puts things into perspective.

Folks I have not sold out! I am still a big fat greedy and slothful glutton although I am no as fat and a bit less gluttonous because I am getting laid more. Both Proud FA and I agreed that the new fat acceptance movement would not be anti-diet. I am still slowly losing weight. Sue me! Unfortunately I am an apple shape and “Dr” Gerald “Teddy” Bear the leading voice on super morbid obesity will tell you apples are at greater risks for health complications due to obesity than pears. I hope that “Dr” Bear and I can come up with some BMI guidelines for apples.

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Above is an apple shaped body.

Below is a pear shaped body.
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With the help of CG Brady I have turned my food lust into less of a hedonistic pursuit of my porcine pleasures into more of an epicurian endeavor. I think it has been a good trade off. Even if I get skinny (Like that is going to happen) I would still be the legitimate leader of the New Fat Acceptance Movement. Kate Harding is not a major fatling, she’s just ugly.

Proud FA, we have been friends for too long for you to diss me like this. I will always be Fat Bastard. I will always be that big fat rolly-poly guy that has been like a brother to you. I will always be Ralph Kramden to your Ed Norton.https://biggerfatterblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/ralphwantseatnortonspizza_50.png?w=300

Yes, there are things that are more important than fat acceptance. The health of Americans is one of them. While it is true that we fatlings end up getting the shittiest end of the stick when it come to health care, thinlings also get a stick with a very shitty end. While we fatlings are treated like turds in the corporate medical swimming pool; the thinlings are often the turds in the corporate medical urinal.

Please come back PFA. The movement needs you. We can do it without you but it would be easier with you.

Sincerely,

Fat Bastard, your brother in lard

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>Glutton: A poem to the glory of gluttony

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> Glutton by Fat Bastard

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G is for the giant portions I eat.

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L is for the lust I have for food

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U is for my uber underbelly

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TT is for the teeth that help me chew

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O is for my over eating nature
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N is for the nastiness of me

Put it all together it spells GLUTTON.

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Something that I really love to be.

I hope all my readers enjoyed this poem. I’m happy top report that my appetite is slowly returning and soon I will be back to my piggy proportions soon. This will be a wonderful journey in unbridled food lust or as the crazy cunts in the FA movement say HAES (Health At Every Size). Who’s going to me the first reader to give me an OINK!