>I think I’m turning Japanese. I think I’m turning Japanese. I really think so. The Japanese have always had great reverence for fatlings and the following video shows just how great fat boys in Japan have it. The Japanese are the greatest people on earth!


Japanese women are generally skinny and really sexy and they love fat boys like me, Fat Bastard.


We fat boys spend a lot of time in doctor’s offices and hospitals and too often we are looked after by fat angry hairy nurses who only like skinny guys. Nurses in Japan are all skinny and HOT! 

Angry American nurse on right.

I’d beat the shit out of Godzilla if they’d let me live in Japan. I, Fat Bastard love Japan. What a country! What a great culture! 

Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON!