>Guilt Free Gluttony

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Plump pretty proudly displays BBW belly

Only a small percentage of Americans prefer being lean to the pleasures of food and we at Bigger Fatter Blog think that’s a good thing and so should you. Unlike other fat acceptance organizations we not only promote obesity we promote gluttony and not just regular gluttony but guilt free hyper gluttony.

Another thing that sets us apart from hateful organization like NAAFA is that we are not anti-diet. That may sound counter to our mission but it really isn’t. We are confident enough in the power of food and gluttony not to have to resort to admonishing people who are not comfortable with their weight and gluttony. We don’t put down dieters or skinny people the way NAAFA does. We are smart and because we are smart we know that we require the services of thinlings. While they are second class citizens we still respect them.

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75% of Americans are fat or obese. That fact alone speaks volumes. Americans are overwhelmingly choosing food and gluttony over health, fitness and leaness. Our mission is to let people know that gluttony is GOOD but it is also OK not to choose the gluttonous lifestyle.

WARNING!!

Bigger Fatter Blog’s fat science and statistical division has shown that the current ratio of American gluttony and obesity is reaching the tipping point.Until technology improves we must maintain a super obesity level under 50% and an overall fat and obesity level under 80%. We determined this using the Eatonhiemer formula and verified it with then Hindenberger equations. The following pie chart demonstrates the numbers in a visual way.

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The Dutch apple slice indicates the minimum % of thinlings required for a functional society.

>The Fat Tax Debate: Point Counter Point with CG Brady and Fat Bastard

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>Many people are advocating a fat tax or a junk food tax. The following is a debate between leader of the New Fat Acceptance Movement Fat Bastard and reknowned weight loss guru CG Brady.

Is a fat tax a good idea?

CG Brady: I would support a fat tax and possibly a junk food tax. With deaths from obesity reaching nearly 500,000 per year combined with the staggering costs of obesity something clearly needs to happen.

Fat Bastard: I oppose a fat and junk food tax. Fatlings love junk food and there is no reason to tax people based on their body weight. If fact fat people are an economic stimulus and good for the economy. We consume more food, gas and medical treatment and that is good for the economy. Gluttony is good.

CG Brady: Unfortunately most of the massive consumerism does little to stimulate small businesses which are the backbone of a strong economy. The restaurants frequented by fat people for example are owned by huge corporations and they pay their employees low wages. The oil companies who benefit from the gass guzzlers that fat people drive are not good corporate citizens and seek to squash small enterprenurial energy firms. The medical industry is a mostly owned by big corporations whose way of paying taxes is to simply pass it on to the consumer. Hospital workers are poorly paid which in part accounts for the poor medical care in the US that ends up costing the consumer nearly 3 times what medical consumers pay in Europe.

Fat Bastard: This is about more than economics. Food is what America is all about. It is part of our culture. I am proud that the USA is the fattest nation on earth. A tax on what you call junk food and what I call comfort food could devistate the fragile psyches of the great American glutton. When asked about a fast food tax look what happened to this SSBBW.

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The very thought of eating salads turned this SSBBW’s stomach!

Gluttony is a choice and taxing comfort food or body weight limits choice and it is clearly unconstitutional.

CG Brady: Are you serious Fat Bastard about a fat tax being unconstitutional?

Fat Bastard: Gluttony is like a religion and being fat and malodorous is a form of expression. The musk of fat people says, “I fat and fuck you” Also we gluttons have certain dietary customs and taxing the food we customarily eat is a clear infringement on fat rights, the promotion and normalization of gluttony and obesity. A fat tax is un-American.

Fat Bastard went on to quote the following article from Slate Magazine to illustrate the economic benefits of hyper gluttony. http://www.slate.com/id/2123213/

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The United States clearly has a head start in fatonomics. Obesity is a byproduct of many complex factors, ranging from genetics to psychology. But fast-food restaurants, sugar-laden drinks, and the availability of massive quantities of cheap food have all played important roles in making Americans heavier. So with any luck, the rest of the world will be porking up soon. After all, which American companies have been forging ahead aggressively in foreign markets? McDonald’s, Coca-Cola, and Wal-Mart. Their expansion should not only fatten the pockets of U.S. investors, they should also help fatten the local populations. It’s only a matter of decades before China and India start to lose their battles with the bulge. And where will they look for quack potions and expensive surgeries?

CG Brady: Come now Fat Bastard. You wrote an article on Bigger Fatter Blog called Save the Thinlings. In that article you explained how and why by 2020 the US will be too fat bound to function. You pointed out how out military and public safety is compromised. You are worried about who’s going to service all the fatlings. Your fantasy girlfriend MeMe Roth rightly pointed out that by 2020 the US will be so fat bound that we will be too fat to function. Former US Surgeon General Dr Richard Carmona sees obesity as a greater threat to the national security of the US than Islamic terrorism.

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Would you want some fat cop like this guy protecting you?

Fat Bastard: Fatlings make great cops. So what they can’t run? That’s why they have police dogs. More importantly fat cops are more intimidating.

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Who would strike more fear in the mind of a criminal? The cop in the left or the one on the right?

Moderator: If they do pass a fat tax of weight how do you think it will work?

CG Brady: I suppose it will be based on BMI and start at a 25 BMI or higher. I don’t think that would go far enough because millions fat people are disabled due to their weight so I think a junk food tax would create revenue and maybe keep the morbidly obese a bit healthier. I think a dollar per pound on the federal tax would generate revenue and I think that it should extend to the children of fatlings. Let’s say we have a family whose combined weight is 300 pounds over the limit then their tax bill should be three hundred dollars but perhaps a better way would be to provide a tax cut to thinlings who keep their BMI under 25.

Fat Bastard: If Dr Brady’s proposals were ever instituted there would be riots in cyberspace. The fatosphere would be ablaze with outrage.

Moderator: Would a junk food tax promote healthy eating?

CG Brady: It might but I suspect in the long run fatlings would breakdown and pay a little extra for their kibble. A better solution would be to restrict that foods can be purchased with food stamps to non junk food foods.

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Gratuitous image of SSBBW  for Proud FA.

Fat Bastard: Leave it to a socialist like CG Brady to allow the government to dictate what people can or cannot eat. Eliminating comfort food purchases with food stamps is another step towards socialism. It could tear at the very fabric of our society. Keep government’s hands off my social security disability and my food stamps.

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Fat people soon with be joining the tea party movement.

For another hot debate on Bigger Fatter Blog with hot BBW’s  click HERE! 
Fat Bastard and Proud FA debate who’s better in bed, fat girls or skinny bitches.

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>FATTY AT THE FAT

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>FATTY at the FAT by Fat Bastard

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FATTY at the FAT

The outlook isn’t brilliant for Americans today;
Three quarters are fat or obese I am sad to say,
To doctors and weight loss gurus it’s a money making game
All they offer fat folks is more and more of the silly same

A waddling herd goes to McDonalds. The rest
Cling to that hope which springs eternal in a Kentucky Fried Chicken breast;
They thought, “If only miracle could get their metabolisms out of whack
They’d spend lots of money now, on an Atkins style quack.”

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But Atkins died a big fat pig, a charlatan and fake,
And Jenny Craig says it OK to eat a lot of cake;

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So upon that stricken multitude of lemmings oh so fat;
Comes Dr Phil without a pill but a major bastard rat.
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Though Dr Phil paid huge fines to the FTC, his books
Get published by Slimon and Shyster another bunch of crooks.
And when the lemmings read his books they continue to get fat,
I bet they need another book. Do you think it might be that?

400,000 Americans this year will see an early grave
Simply because when it comes to food they choose not to behave
They waddle to the doctor to get their insulin,
Fatty pays a fortune and big pharma cashes in.
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There is this sleaze in doctor’s manner because he knows his place;
Is to bilk the patient’s HMO and put a smile on his face.
Responding to the jeers, he says, “Your reaction is quite odd.
M. D. stands for Me Deity. In other words, I’m God.”
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Now on insulin and statin drugs Fatty enjoys all food.
But don’t be late with his dinner plate it may effect his mood.

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He knows now that he’s not too fat he’s happy to report,
He tells the world he can’t wipe his butt cause his arms are just to short.

Walking to the parking lot he’ll wheeze and gasp for air,
Knowing that the paramedics can quickly be right there.
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Close by a Gold’s Gym beckons to the healthy and the fit
“That ain’t my style,” said Fatty, “I’d rather eat and sit.

From the realm of reality came a sane and sober voice,
That said that being fat and sick and gluttonous really was a choice.
We are not made fat by our genes or the stress that comes with life
And it’s OK to complain about your fat and lazy wife.

Perhaps this trend towards obesity could be a moral failing;
A symptom of a society that is weak and sick and ailing
Ask A fatty why he’s fat and he will tell a lie.
Ask him if he eats too much, it’s something he’ll deny.

“Fraud!” cried the maddened voice, and echo answered “Fraud!”
But one scornful look from a Fatty and the audience was awed.

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“How dare anyone imply it is my fault”, an angry Fatty roared!
“I eat because I’m hungry and I eat because I’m bored”.

A sneer has fled from Fatty’s lip, the teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his fork upon the dinner plate.
And now the waiter holds the tray and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Fatty’s mighty blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Fatland — Mighty Fatty’s heart crapped out.
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